Northern Dutch Guy

You'll find you're dad (or someone who is looking for you and who completes your picture of him). Reach out ...

Hi Mark if Will's caracter is like that of your own son it might work. But keep an open mind, so you do not become preocupied in your thinking about your son and who he is. "The dreams of the father are often projected on his children, and especially on his sons." But anyhow my guess is you will do well with him.

You ! No ! Not again !

I also prefer stories that are finished. I started reading on internet some time ago on Nifty. There you never knew if a story was finished or not. So I stumbled upon a lot of stries that just stopped somewhere. When I found gayauthors I was releived to find that here you actually could see if a story was finished. As there were a lot of stories, I went for it and yes first for the finished stories. I got hooked by some authors and started also reading unfinished stories. If there is to long a pause continuing in between chapters,I probably have read to many other stories so I feel i'm not more into the unfinished story. And even when the author is posting very often ( I followed Mark Arbours Millennium for more than the last 6 months) it feels like I can not keep score of the total picture anymore. So I have made up my mind that if I have a choice between reading a good or promising finished story and a still continuing story I prefer the finished one.

And does it really work?

Hi Mark Great story, Great and promising finish. You forgot something. Now tell us/me where to buy that electronic equipment !!!! H&M

Surprise Surpise, but I do'nt know if it is true If you go to Mark arbours profile ... you'll see Reputation: 1066 My Name is DomLuka

Now suppose I offer myself to replace him as a hostage ? Or you go to Mark Arbours profile and see: Reputation: 1066 My Name is DomLuka Nice picture anyway I hope it's you !

Hi it maybe strange but if you go to Mark Arbours profile you'le see ...... Reputation: 1066 My Name is DomLuka Now is that a coincidence ?

Mark, congratulations. These CAP stories have been very good reading stuff for me, and especially 'Milennium' is a real hot and addictive story. I'm glad a lot of other people rated this story of yours and in my eyes you deserve this award without any doubt. Please don't let the CAP end here. NDG

Nice work Mark Yes, I think you're right. If they are killing or threatening your babies ..... You didn't only assemble your troops .... but are managing them very nicely in this battle. I know the story will end very soon, alas. I just hope you'll find the right way to continue with a story to keep us longing ad longing for the next chapter. NDG.

'Don't suck your thump' A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while." Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom. "Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'hairy asshole scoreboard' Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station. The husband urged Charlie to stay over. There was no spare bed in the house; there wasn't even a sofa. So Charlie would have to sleep with the husband and wife. No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife taped Charlie on the shoulder and motioned for him to come over to her. "I couldn't do that," he whispered. "Your husband is my best friend!" "Listen, sugar," she whispered back, "there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake hime up now." "I can't believe that," Charlie said. "Certainly if I get on top of you and screw you, he'll wake up won't he? "Sugar, he certainly won't. If you don't believe me, pluck a hair out of his asshole and see if that wakes him." Charlie did just that. He was amazed when the husband remained asleep. So he climbed over to the wife's side of the bed and f**ked her. When he finished, he climbed back to his own side. It wasn't long before she tapped him on the shoulder and beckoned him over again. Again he pulled a hair to determine if his old friend was asleep. This went on eight times during the night. Each time Charlie screwed the woman, he first pulled out one of the husband's asshole hairs. The ninth time he pulled a hair, the husband awoke and muttered: "Listen, Charlie, old pal, I don't mind you f**king my wife, but for Pete's sake, stop using my ass for a scoreboard!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'about definitely' A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the children have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. A girl raised her hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another girl said, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." A boy raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him, just taking a second how to react , and then she said : "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." "Yes its is", the boy replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."

Thanks Rush and many others for some of your jokes. I Read a few to some friends of mine and I can still feel my stomach just because of the laughfing fit we fell in. Now some time ago I read this joke, I don't know why, but I remembered it after I read your 'TO OLD TO SQUAT' joke I just thought of you as 'AUNT MARGE'. Don't know if it suits you though .... 'AUNT MARGE' A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess." "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher. Next little Lucy raised a hand and said, "Our family are farmers, too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched." "That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes, ma'am! My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Marge. She was a flight engineer during Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a Machete. So .. she drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break. Then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed 70 of them with the machine gun until it ran out of bullets! Then she killed 20 more with the machete till the blade broke; then she killed the last 10 with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Stay away from Aunt Marge when she's been drinking." ======= An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his enis. So he decided to do something about that. He went to the beach, undressed completely and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the and. A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she said: "There really is no justice in the world." The other little old lady asked: "What do you mean by that?" The first little old lady replied: "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it." "When I was 30, I enjoyed it." "When I was 40, I asked for it." "When I was 50, I paid for it." "When I was 60, I prayed for it." "When I was 70, I forgot about it." "Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat."

Yeah, that is so low, and despicable. Unfortunatly to many people ruthlessly use them.

Hi, I read some of your stories and liked them a lot. I'm not aware of the ins and outs of what happened and when, but whatever happened, I feel sad that (as you wrote "that there was a concerted effort to neg your rep a while back") some people seem to try to harm you personally by "negging" your stories. I certainly do not like this kind of bullying. Just smash them the way you are smashing Brad's opponents in Millenium ! Time to assemble your troops.:fire: Please keep writing, and and I hope you realise that a lot of people like your stories. H.

hello Andr0gene Here on this site there are only a few chapters to be read. I like the story and would like to read it completely. I found on another site (DaBeagle.com) some more chapters. But only till ch. 42. Where can I find the other parts ? met vriendelijke groet H.

Hello Agaith, Thanks for your welcome. And yes I already found out that this is an excellent site for reading. And maybe it will inspire me to do more than "lurking" and posting in the forums. My handicap however is/will be that English is not my first language.

Tanks for your welcome. I will try to participate in the forums (if only to make at least 5 posts). And yes, I already discovered a Promising Dutch Author on this site. I just finished a story from AndrOgene, called "The house always wins". Assuming that he is a native Dutch guy and English is not his first language, I found it very well written. H.

Thanks for a beautifull story. I really liked "The house always wins". Just read it in one big session until the end and therefore stayed up way too late for a workingdays night. But somehow could not stop. Loved the story, the plot, the tension (without that I would have stopped reading) and the characters. So, please keep writing.

hi, I stumbled on this forum and decided to leave a message. I have been reading stories on this site for quite a long time, but until yesterday didn't join as a member. So a lot of new things, forums etc. are now available to me and I will see where it leads to. What I can say that I have been enjoying lots of nice and good stories on this site and that the atmosphere here is very nice and supportive. I still have to fill my profile with some more information about what writers i like (Mark Arbour, Dom luka, Don Hanraty and many others) and so on. So, hi to all of you and thanks for the beautifull stories I read so far. H.