I was going to refrain from reminding everyone of your efforts last summer at forced mating of that poor gay zucchini but since you've brought up manipulating and fondling ...
The deer have been in the neighbors tomatoes. We surprised one the other morning when I took Thistle out to piddle at 5am. The deer took off with the pup in hot pursuit.
Unfortunately the heat and humidity have caused blossom end rot in some of his plants. In my opinion he plants them too close and air can't circulate among the leaves.
I note you're being a size queen with your zucchini.
Mum and I did a mid afternoon takeout from Outback for Father's Day. Mum had an Aussie Cobb Salad, I had a pork porterhouse with a baked potato and Caesar salad. While not what we would have done ordinarily it was tasty.
I can see you now. Was that really four years ago? I guess so, wow. I remember the discussion about what you would be wearing. Then later me telling what I was wearing for my son's wedding the following November