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Why is the muppet setting up multiple cameras??

EIGHT Everyone is getting hit tonight. SPANK

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Sorry trying damn hard not to slide there with all going on in my life. So going to drag both your asses out of it. Cry if you need to, scream too if it helps, but so help me God you wallow in it and my size 9 1/2 feet are going to make some interesting marks on both your tushes. Got it! Mark and Cassie you are both too good to lie down and let life run you over. Mark crying is nothing more than letting the emotions out. Nothing unmanly about it. Hell if you didn't cry we would worry about you. Cassie, I'm sorry you have been dealing with so much. Trust me, I get it. I get worried about anyone who slides down, but worse when they seem to wallow. A slide is fine, but wallowing isn't. Hang in there both of you.

Who is recording this for history?

Is it wrong to say I'm shopping for Kermit or Scooter?

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We won't discuss the men she keeps in chains. Shameful. lol

Aren't you going to the Farmer's market?

QRSTU Queen Renee snuck them under. FRANT

Wouldn't you rather have something healthier?

ZOMBI - cause the man forgot to give a five letters.

Where is this line forming?

Um, I haven't been the one embarrassed but ended up totally destroying this party for an older couple. The gentleman had gone to the bathroom and when he came out he had this piece of toilet paper hanging out of the back of his pants leg. I tried three times to tell him quietly so he could just get rid of it, but he was in a hurry and ignored me. Finally I had gone back to the table where all his guests were to check to see who needed coffee and he announced I was the rude man who refused to speak up. Maybe now I would finally tell him whatever was so damn important that I tried to detain him from getting back to his guests. I smiled politely and with practice born of working on stage announced so everyone in the entire restaurant could hear me, "I'm sorry to be rude Sir. I didn't want to embarrass you. However, you have toilet paper hanging out of the back of your pants leg and you might want to remove it before everyone sees it." At which point he turned seven shades of red and I simply asked the rest at the table when the laughing stopped who wanted coffee. When was the last time you had a good laugh and over what?

I'm confused, are we discussing chocolate, men, spankings, or food?

Are we discussing chocolate?

Can we really do that?

Who isn't hoping for an end to this blistering heatwave?

Thank you Joe. I try my best and ultimately it is the reader who decides whether they like the story or not.

Are you determined to keep me in the kitchen?

Would you like lettuce and tomato on that?

Actually we all have to wait. Once one error was made everyone has to go back to correct because two people posted at the same time. Look up gents. I give on this game.

I'm going to stay with my cold salads and sandwiches. Who would like some?

error Okay so while I keep trying to get this right the word now is ermine Negative

GIVES Get in Vinny's extra suit. BARFS