VampireMystic

Begin quoted portion I'd never...[curse someone] Not an author just doing what they do, anyway. My comments, be it a stream of consciousness wall of text about some piece of the story, or some mini scene (as here), or, once, a rough story scene, it's just me writing down something the content inspired. So really, it's like I'm getting two gifts I get to read the story And actually manage to write something But, if you want a curse: Requirement So long a

Someone asked a room: "You're in an action movie, what's your best one-liner?' First attempt was vaguely successful: VampireMystic: "I told them... I TOLD them... but Nooo, and now I've got to deal with it., or they'll convince themselves it was my pet or something" *camera zooms back so the city on fire and giant tentacular horror are in frame. * - gazes at it with an appraising eye - "As if I'd make anything with such shoddy workmanship..." VampireMystic: Every time I read it I sta

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It hasn't been safe to go in the water since 1974 (book) or 1975 (movie). Unless you have a bigger boat. Ba bump........ Ba Bump.......

Someone may have already pointed this out: The problem with having baby sharks everywhere is that they grow up to jaded adult sharks with no jobs that sit on the couch all day hogging all the Doritos or whatever. Because when you try to flush them into the sewers, all the crocodiles are like: "Nuh uh" In related randomness, my only exposure to this phenomenon was when I was messing around with an Echo Dot and asked for a lullaby. And then Mystic be like: "Nuh uh. Alexa, shut up"

Something funny would go here... But sitting here I keep waking up to realize I almost dropped my phone. December 24th through the 26th was a lot more fun when all I had to do was show up. *insert cliche derivative of " kids wish to be adults and adults wish they were kids* so, hello and goodnight

Comsie has a gift And he keeps giving us gifts. Hmm Comsie Klaus? What would we leave out? I thought of something but I'm not sure I should write it out here. Thank you, Comsie Klaus! ( the joke would work better on a Christmas story but that's not the one I'm reading right now so too bad)

Reminds me of what happened to my trains of thought. Let's just say... the ADD cat and the Stress cat count rolling over as moving when I poke them

I love cheap thrills. Not hitting dance floors, though. Or doing the rest of the song, really. I'll mark this under the warning: "It's a dangerous business, going outside your door," or opening your browser, or your email, or social media...

I have days like that. Actually that expression sort of fits the people I imagine spamming their reload buttons since I changed a story back to "In Process." Like my characters, they exist in my head. Or my face watching anime when the oven beeps that it reached preheated.

Ah, yes... The hugging. Always with the hugging. The price of admission, perhaps? How are you all?

And now, VM's impersation of a cat: Something is happening! *Stare at it from a high place* Later: Something is happening! *Stare at it from a low place* Later still: Something is happening! *Stare at it from a "they'll never see me here" place* And later again: Something is happening! *Stare at it from a strange place* And yet later later still: *Walk in silently whilst on the inside: "The party don't start 'til I walk in..." =^_^= That being the case, Good evening.

Hmm. No, nope. Can't unsee that. Very "the 40 year old baby in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" So where my head goes is that this explains where the actors and actresses went that were big once and then, when their career collapsed, vanished. Or, you know, could be a vampire. Maybe I'm biased.

Hmm... Why ruin perfectly good rice by putting beans in it? I have a recipe for teriyaki chicken and sauce that's much better. And then, with that many sides of beef, why didn't they just have THEM for dinner? If that's your thing.

Followed by the moment that you realize you published it without proofreading and are horrified, but only have enough give-a-crap left to sarcastically comment on it and burn yourself before anyone else does