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TalonRider

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  1. answer correctly
  2. Currently on the sign. Never take a Laxative with a sleeping pill.
  3. And back to me. Ever have one of those Awkward Moments? When we're done with our Quilting today, we'll have Corn Dogs and Sloppy Joes. For dessert, we'll have Lacey Oatmeal Cookies.
  4. carefully considered
  5. Lympstone Village, UK
  6. Read this on a local sign. I told my wife that I'd like to be cremated. She made an appointment for next week.
  7. And back to me after all that. Time for Green Beer all around, it's St. Patrick's Day. Available all day as well will be Corned Beef and Cabbage.
  8. Edale, UK
  9. Condom spent
  10. inward searching
  11. Allentown, PA Excuse me while I do a little Billy Joel channeling.
  12. There was some good lies told yesterday. And now for today. Today is Everything You do Is Right Day. So I'm declaring myself King today. For the celebration, we'll have Artichoke Hearts for lunch. For some fun today, we'll do some Spray Tanning of each other.
  13. And back to me. Kansas will be serving Pears Helene today. Everything You Think Is Wrong today. So that must mean the shiny isn't mine. Help Shoe the World today.
  14. thrusting repeatedly
  15. Indiana, PA
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