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TalonRider

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  1. I imagine the meat used varies from Country to Country. Austria uses Veal. Since it's Swap Ideas Day, here's an idea. Let's all have TV Dinners today. Put on your good school clothes today. It's School Picture Day.
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  3. Gas City, IN
  4. ZEN TEACHINGS 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening until you fart. 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 8.. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it. 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree. 13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment. 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works. 17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse - then things just keep getting worse. 20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  5. & back to me once again. We've hit the double whammy today. For our resident Bear, @Slytherin, it's Teddy Bear and Care Bears Share Your Care days. She'll probably want the shiny all day. On the menu for the day will be the Austrian treat, Wiener Schnitzel.
  6. trainer training
  7. And back to the mighty raptor, again. It's Take Another Look Unlimited Day so take another look around the garage to see what you can get rid of today. Who doesn’t love the fun & functional Ampersand?
  8. Erie, PA
  9. right now
  10. house guest
  11. Now that the cat/bird is finished teasing the baby with ice cream, it's back to me. New Hampshire will be observing Labor Day by serving Salami with Acorn Squash. Grandma Moses will be visiting our resident Beer Lover @Daddydavek. Today is a day for those that say that Neither Snow nor Rain will stay them from their appointed rounds.
  12. Lafayette, IN
  13. Emmaus, PA
  14. And back to sober BoP. This is good place to Read A Book. After you've finished, treat yourself to some Coffee Ice Cream.
  15. mill around
  16. Amboy, IN
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