Couple of jokes for you, Happy Eew-Day
Man walks in to a bar "Have you got a fork please?" he asks the barman. The barman gives him a fork and he walks out.
A few moments later another man walks in. "Have you got a fork please?" he asks. The barman gives him a fork and he leaves.
A third man comes in, and a fourth, all asking for a fork. By now the barman is very curious.
Finally a fifth person comes in. "Have you got a straw please?" he asks.
The barman has had enough. "Why do you want a straw when the others wanted forks?"
"Well," he man replies, "Someone's been sick outside and all the lumps are gone."
(sung to the tune of frère Jacques)
School dinners, School dinners,
Concrete chips, Concrete chips
Runny semolina, Runny semolina,
I feel sick, Bathroom quick
It's too late, Done it on the plate.
:gikkle: