Jason Rimbaud

I guess I don't have a say in this...exactly how the gay god intended.

That is up to @Okiegrad I dare not put anything in his mouth, words included without his permission.

And that, as they say, is that. No more Ethan. He shan't bother us again. Good riddence.

I did feel bad about that missing deadline. But life happens. Sorry Mr. Dog. I'll do better.

I wrote two completely different endings. One ends at PineCrest, while the other goes to California for seven more chapters. I believe once this story is finished, I will be releasing the alternate ending, separately from this story as it won't be cannon. But it will live in a separate document where I am wanting to release different versions of scenes that took the story in a direction I did not want it to go. Like the scene in the pool, with Five and Ethan, it's three times as long, and while the end result is the same, Ethan is rejected, Five does things with Ethan I didn't think would tie into the ending. So you might get your desire to read the other ending and more you probably don't want to read.

Happy Monday to you. I really wasn't late in posting, I was just waiting for you to catch up. . PS: My characters are notoriously known as liars, to themselves, to each other, and to the reader. I wonder where they get that from? It might be winding down or it could go another ten chapters. I'm not really sure. Though I could be lying, mostly I'm just confused. This is a writing dilemma. If you tell everything up front, the story is boring. Yet I hate when authors keep information from the readers without a good reason. Since I'm a shitty writer/righter, I just used sex to distract the other person. I maintain my secrets, and the reader is still amused, somewhat. But these two really lack communication skills. When the big moment happens, I have two different versions, I'm still not sure which I will use. I am still putting the last chapter together, not writing/righting it, just assembling it. Will see. Though I could be lying again and everyone dies in a cave-in. Though that would put a damper on the sequel I have planned for next Christmas. *shrugs*. And if you can believe one thing I say, this sentence is true. There is no way they can go back to the status quo. You are right/write. I am the grand master of the Sacred Knights Of Trolling Krista. If you'd like to join, membership is free, all you have to do is show the Fabulous One all the love she deserves. I agree with this, my money is on Five breaking first. Good ole Ethan. Remember the job is done, no reason for him to show up again. Five told him off, so he'll go quietly into that good night. I'm sure. Yes, I'm sure. Maybe. Thanks for joining in with your thoughts. And thanks for giving my silly story a look see. There are at least two more chapters, or half of one of Krista's chapters to go.

My money is on Five. Percy seems to have stronger willpower. He broke Five earlier, remember, with the first massage. Though he ended up getting fucked, but he won that round. Or they could all get blown up, You never know in Glacier Bay. Crazy place that is, though this is PineCrest, it's not that far from GLacier Bay.

I do believe this is an unwritten rule, an edict between host and guest that demands we follow all protocols of good breeding. If you need help, advice, or tutelage in following through on your breeding, I shall be available at all times for insertion instruction. Sorry about the typo. I was not wearing my glasses.

MIchael is a pleasure to write/right. I will miss him. As for Five * Percy, that part is directly from my own behavior. When I have guests, even when I don't like them, I treat them like royalty. That comes with good breeding. Perferably by @Okiegrad, but....I can't in good faith finish that setence. Sorry for the driveby you've been very good in these comments and I was trying to drag you to the dark side.

Percy might be a good host, but what about Five? Don't worry, Michael is blown up in the next chapter, so he gets what's coming to him. On a separate note, nothing to do with the above sentence, the original title for Chapter Seventeen was The Exploding Deer. I haven't decided what I'm going to title it but it will be here on Monday. Only two more chapters to go, the story is winding down.

Alas dear friends and readers. Learned To Lie has reached it's end. And I fear, with so many people asking for more, I am to blame for the ending of this story. Lo have I trolled, high I have angered the Fabulous One, no longer will we be embraced by her wonderfulness. In my single minded desire to create a cult around our dear leader, she has turned away from me. She has slipped back into her ivory tower never to be heard from again. But all is not lost, nay, The Sacred Knights Of Trolling Krista lives on in her memory. Her fiery red hair, her irish brogue, we shall remember her. We shall lift up our voices unto the heavens and shout her Fabulousness for all of GA to hear. We shall soldier on in her memory of what she has given us. Without her, we would not have Jolt, wet asses, or Javin. Without her we would have suffered with Dolt, or worse yet, Joy (or is that Joey), I don't know a good ship name for Joel & Roy. We would not have Trace's wife, or the little one that is obsessed with horses. Cody would have had a bigger part in other stories, but here he was forgotten much like the twins forgot about Roy. When presented with a perfect story, the Fabulous One gave us Learned To Lie. And now that it is ended, lets not demand for more. Let's simmer in the goodness and start over. The story is so long you probably forgot many things that happened in the first 100K words. Let's be thankful she gave us this tale, let us allow her to slink away in the darkness whilst she dreams up the next big tale, and then embrace her again when she's ready to share with us another, hopefully without horses and Trace's wife, the next masterpiece. All Hail Krista, all hail the Fabulous One, all hail the Sacred Knights of Trolling Krista.

Percy slowly opened his eyes and, after a few blinks, yawned loudly. Five stirred next to him, and he asked, “What time is it? Five murmured something but gripped him tighter. Percy grinned. “We should be getting up. They’ll be arriving soon.” Five snuggled deeper into Percy’s shoulder. “We have nothing pressing to do.” Percy moved his arm from where it was trapped between them. He lightly ran his fingers along Five’s back as he said, “It’s time to get up. We have things to d

But I was lying then. I'm now telling the truth.

For the last time, first.

Just wait until the rest of the cast shows up. Since it's me, there will be silliness and probably more things that you think look wrong. . I do find it interesting that you think Gabriel is a psychopath. Can't wait to see if you are right.

I hope you like it. It's a real departure from my usual fare. But I really want to stretch certain muscles as I have stories in the pipeline that needs me to utilize action more than silly stories I usually write/right. New chapter will post every Saturday. The story is completed, so there will be no delay in the schedule.

When you decided for those other characters to have hotwings, it made me chuckle as I added this scene only because of your view on pizza. Plus they are experimenting with making pizza for Michael and company, don't think more pizza shenanigans aren't on the way. I really don't see another way this can end. Judging from the narrative thus far, the only constant thing Five has said has been about going back to Bethany. It's a real mess, and Percy seems to be shielding his eyes. Maybe his baseball dreams are so strong he's having one last fling before he goes back to hiding. I will admit that you might be onto something here. Five is fulfilling that side. But Percy has not shied away from being aggressive with Five either. As a matter of fact, Percy seems to easily slide between the two rather easily. Thankfully, he's figuring things out as well. And Five seems to be down for whatever, seems that might be one of the attractions of Five. If Ethan is the undie thief, that meant he took it during a very compromising time. That also means he's hanging around the house, who knows what he's getting into. Who knows how much he has seen? Percy and Five seem to fuck wherever they are at any given time without much thought of privacy. If it is in fact Ethan, I'd be more worried what he is going to do and less about him stealing dirty underwear. Poor Five and his broken penis. He gets no love these last few chapters.

If we can believe Ethan, then he is trapped. An abusive father and brother, hiding his sexuality, and then a seeming lifeline in Percy, who promptly rejected him. Now he's moved on to Five, an easier target in his mind. Perhaps, but he's lying to both of them, he's showing one side to Percy, and a different one to Five. Somewhere in the middle is the truth. Truer words and all that. All of their heartache is from their own decisions. Its like they took a class, figured out the worst possible path forward, and then happily marched down it skipping and holding hands.

I think from Ethan's point of view, he's doing only one thing wrong, going after someone he thinks has a boyfriend. And maybe he can sense their rocky feelings and is moving along to accomplish his own goals. We don't know what those goals are, as of yet, but he seems to be laser focused on it. Can't wait to see what happens. As for Five, for someone who seems to hate lying, he's getting a bunch of practice it seems. Jealousy makes people do weird things.

I agree.

How else can Five come to his senses. How I wish you would've finished that thought or include the next word. All of these emotions, Five's, Percy's and throw in Ethan, we all knew it was going to come to this. The writing has been on the wall so to speak these last dozen chapters. And now that things are fucked, for lack of a better word, Five is being swept away under his emotional naivety. Wanting Percy not to hide is one thing, seeing the boy getting defrosted so to speak, is another thing completely. Sadly, things are marching towards the inevitable conclusion.

I'm not sure how you can have something so entertaining when absolutely nothing happens. But you did it. Think about the talent to keep one captivated from waking up, getting dressed, going to a train station, and walking home. That's your entire story in this chapter. Yet I couldn't stop reading it. Why is there always a normal one and a batshit crazy one in a relationship? And why am I always the batshit crazy one? I'll go on to chapter two when I have time. Thank you

PS: It's a much better edit, the above comment. Plus you mention my husband, positive instead of negative. :P.

He is a much nicer, proper human. He's awesome.

Which is why I didn't. It was disrespectful without that. You know, it's these types of tidbits that fuel me...you know that right? So it's kind of your fault.