“He basically has a major crush on you,” I said.
“So I should call him up and fuck him?” he joked, but I wasn’t there.
“I’d rather you didn’t,” I said sadly.
“You’re going to tell me who I can be with now?” he asked me. He was acting pretty strangely about this, so I resolved to be patient.
“I said I’d rather you didn’t, not that you couldn’t,” I said coolly. He rolled his eyes at me. “If you do that, you will really hurt me, and you will flame my insecurities.”
Will, you could have mentioned it would be cruel to Finn, possibly making someone with a crush develop stronger unrequited feelings.