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More like this kind.
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You wish!
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I'm surprised. You're usually such a nerd when it comes to math, but you appear to be off by 130 days.
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The US government doesn't recognize your authority. Therefore, I'm still 29.
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Tonight's dinner was pork cutlet sandwiches and Japanese-style potato salad. Another request from Max.
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Well, I am a dad, now, so it seemed appropriate.
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Question: What did William Shakespeare say to the cheesemonger? Answer: "To Brie, or not to Brie?"
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I actually kissed a classmate next to the Hope Diamond. We were on a school trip to Washington, D.C., and we were touring the Smithsonian Institution. He said something about the stunning blue color of the diamond, and then I said, "Not as stunning as your eyes." Or something to that effect. Then we started making out in front of the display case. I guess we must have tripped a silent alarm, because this security guard came waddling out from a secret door in the corner and ordered us to move on.
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That's called contract nullification.
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Hey, Terry! Just reading some of the more entertaining comments on the chat.
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Damn! This kid is only 11, and he's already a millionaire?!
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Sounds lovely. I've always wanted to visit the Pacific Northwest.
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Yeah, I thought it would be a good time to have that conversation. I waited until the day after his birthday, because I wanted Max to enjoy the whole day without any awkwardness or embarrassment spoiling the mood.
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OMG, The Letter for the King, on Netflix. There's two cute teenage boys who get together towards the end, and then in the final episode, one of them gets killed. I wanted to punch something when that happened. It's a rather common trope that screenwriters use, called "Bury Your Gays". As if lgbtq+ characters aren't allowed to have a happily ever after.
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@raven1 Hey, Terry!
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DT is already facing prison time, how much more lost can he get?
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More lies! *nukes Sun Valley, Nevada*
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Lies! I would never say that!
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Wow, Bertie, I didn't realize you were that kinky.
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Careful, or he might put the jumper cables on your T's!
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Oh, right, there's those "Pfffts" you're always blaming on poor Gary.
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You can't nuke anyone until May 1st, so that's the best you can do?
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Wow. He's just lashing out and hitting "Dislike" on everything.
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@Mancunian Don't worry; the payload is only glitter.
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This little fellow was also on Britain's Got Talent, though he's a bit taller now. Here's the full version of the song he sang for the competition, without the annoying background noise.
