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Page Scrawler

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  1. And Texans know how to tell only lies.
  2. I never tell a lie.
  3. Of course, as a false idol, you would say that.
  4. The Ministry of Drewth, hard at work again.
  5. False idols.
  6. Already on it!
  7. Hey, Nicky! The sign says "fart" squirrels, not "fat" squirrels.
  8. @clochette Sneakers is doing well, thanks for asking.
  9. He's asleep right now.
  10. But then I'd miss out on the fun!
  11. *fills up a large vanilla Coke from the soda fountain*
  12. *makes popcorn on the stove and grabs a large bowl*
  13. We're having Croque Monsieur for dinner.
  14. Hey, Drewbear! What's new?
  15. I've seen several snowy owls over the years, and this past summer, quite a few bald eagles. Yesterday, I saw my first barn owl in years since I was a kid. Owls are magnificent birds in all of their forms. Their flight feathers are shaped in such a way that air currents are broken into tiny micro-currents, which lets them fly without sound. Thanks for the poem, Gary!
  16. @bignick Hey, way to go! I didn't know you could sing!
  17. It really was. Max was excited; I don't think he'd ever seen a live owl before.
  18. Thanks, Gary!
  19. I went to visit my friend Jesse earlier today, and I brought Max with me. The sky was mostly clouded gray, but there was a hint of blush left from the sunrise. As we approached Jesse's family farm, I noticed the full moon floating above the trees like a bright pearl. After we got out of the car, I heard a loud, harsh trill, which was followed by a barn owl in swift flight through the trees.
  20. So sorry, Albert.
  21. As a co-worker of mine said yesterday, "Twitter is a great big dumpster fire, and Tumblr is for toasting marshmallows over the flames." Also, Robert's voice dropped a bit since he sang "Winter Wonderland" last year!
  22. I never said there's anything wrong with 30. I only meant to point out that I'm not (yet) 30 myself.
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