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So did I.

Hey, Albert. Hey, Marty!

Hey, Drewbear! Congrats on the exam, buddy!

I'm really starting to dislike Richie. I understand that he's angry at the sperm donor, but he just shot himself in the foot by admitting he was screwing around with Wade at the time of the accident. And as for Wade, well, I have no sympathy that he died. He reminds me too much of my brother's manipulative ex-bf, who also stole a TV and did drugs. Good riddance to him!

Afternoon, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *scratches for Thistle* Hey, Gary. Poor Gary.

Later, guys! Grocery time!

Whoa! That guy looks like an older version of Gavin Casalegno! Yeah...homework. As far as I know.

Hey, Nickster. Afternoon, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *scratches Thistle on his belly* Dugh, I hope you get better soon. Hey, Albert. Sorry to hear about your tree. Hey, Tea Bat. Hey, Gary.

OMG, I'm watching the recording right now! I think Matthew, as the youngest, is the most impressive! That kid is only eight years old! Geez, I only started cooking when I was 10! Also, I hope we get to see Jordan on the next season.

No, the boys are fine. Mickey called me on my phone about two hours ago, wanting to chat. They're both healthy and happy at Remy's home.

That sounds good.

Hey, Bertie. We had "walking tacos" for dinner. Corn chips, taco meat, cheese, sour cream and salsa in the little Fritos bags. Cilantro-lime rice on the side.

Evening, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *scratches Thistle behind the ears*

Hey, cheesecake. How are you?

Hey, Albert. How's you and Steve? We're almost at page 666! Which means....

It's true that some brands use the "scraps" of the animal, but there's also some good artisan hot dogs and sausages. You could always buy Kosher brands, or make your own sausage at home.

You BRAT! What was that for?! I didn't do anything!

Morgan and I are doing well. No word about the boys lately.

Lovely. Hey, Xander, Dennis, Jordan, and Ash!

Hey, Albert. We were just missing you. Hey, Hunter. We're doing well here.

Hey, Gary.

Hey, Nickypoo. Hey, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *scratches for the wee pup* Hey, Clo. Hey, Val. I'm hoping to do some writing myself. Hey, Marty! No worries.

I tried having a "Friends with Benefits" relationship with a buddy in high school. It worked for a while, but then I found myself falling in love with him. We still had fun (both in and out of the sheets), but I'm afraid I started getting an awkward attitude. And my friend could apparently sense it, because one day, he said, "I think we should stop jerking off together." I didn't say anything, I just nodded my head. I knew it was for the best. Eventually, he found himself a girlfriend, and I started dating a guy, and we settled back into our routine as friends. We never mentioned it again, but would share our romantic troubles with each other after a breakup. He was a great friend, and I still have a lot of admiration for him today, even though we've since fallen out of contact.

*makes the Tea Bat a soothing cup of Chai tea*