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You're so Drewlusional. When did I ever act as a tyrant?

It means "greedy bitch who’s been trying to steal Spikey's entire herd since like two seconds after he made claims".

@bignick Hey, Froggy!

I've been busy with holiday shopping! I also baked several kinds of cookies. (Pecan pie squares, Springerle, and gingerbread) After the dishes from baking were washed and dried, I went to pick up Max from school. Then we made dinner together after getting home; it's tortellini soup. Now, we're off to the grocery store.

@MrM @JeffsFort Hahaha! Coy's videos are always hilarious! 😂

Well, it IS after midnight, so I guess that makes it "tomorrow" right now.

Hey, Boom Boom! You've been pretty quiet today.

Nope.

Yum.

Question: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

A new cover by Cormac Thompson! (Title: Days Like These, by Janis Ian)

You'd think, in a land where even the hailstones want to kill a person, they'd have keener survival insticts.

Gotta bulk up some muscle, first. I think Santa might be bringing some dumbbells and protein shake powder for Christmas this year. I kid, I kid. What kid wants protein powder in their stocking? Though, the dumbbells may not be a bad idea. Some adventure books, a wristwatch, maybe even a few movies, and he'll be one happy guy.

Doing well, thanks. Max's ballet group will be participating in a performance of The Nutcracker before they break for the Christmas holiday. No leading role for my guy, though. He's only just started lift training.

Hey, Nicky! You left out Page.

I would have said books, boys, and cooking. But two out of three isn't bad.

I really want to see Anthony Schatteman's new film, "Young Hearts". The internet has been teasing us for almost a year, now! Heck, it might even be closer to two years! It's supposed to be released on December 18th, I think? Assuming that isn't more false information, of course. The media has been pretty conflicted about when and where it will be available. Speculation runs from Amazon, Hulu, and Netflix for streaming; a hard copy MIGHT be available from Strand Releasing, or possibly A24. See, it's hard to nail down anything solid, isn't it? It's soooo frustrating, but I really, really, REALLY want to see this film so bad! It looks soooo cute in the trailers, you know? But, there you have it: I want to see a foreign film ASAP. That's at the top of my list to Santa this year!

Fourth? What did you think the other three were? It works out either way.

A book about Dad jokes.

@Headstall Happy Birthday, Gary!

Happy belated Birthday, Addy!

The poltergeist struck again. This time, some laundry was moved from the dryer to the closet shelves. The poltergeist even folded them! Also, I think I solved the mystery of the dinner plate under the sofa: my son sometimes puts his plate on the floor so our pet skunk, Sneakers, can have some scraps. The skunk might have pushed it around.

I made out with a guy during a school trip to Washington, DC, in front of the display case. (We may or may not have triggered a silent alarm, because a security guard showed up and told us to move along.)

Met a new coworker on Wednesday. His name is Kai, and he's a very nice young man. Easy to talk to, ready to laugh at all times (but not in that silly, chaotic way most teenagers have), and he seems to have some choir training. Today, he and another coworker decided to play some Disney songs in the kitchen, and he sang a very fine bass harmony with Kristen Bell in Frozen.

Thanks, Tink.