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  1. Page Scrawler
    Aaawww, what a cute couple!
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    Uncle Mickey is getting married next Saturday, and the Fall colors should be at their peak by then. It's going to be an amazing day.
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    Hey, Boom Boom.
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    A few words: Potatoes. Ham. Cheese.
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    @Mancunian Hey, Craig.
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    @Jeff Burton Hey, Jeff!
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    Drilling documentaries. Or plotting the overthrow of the free world.
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    Speaking of whom, I hope he's doing okay. We haven't heard from him in a few days.
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    I love Josh and Ollie's videos, especially the ones with the kids. The boys are always so well-mannered and wholesome.
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    Hey, Craig. Have a happy birthday.
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    Need I remind you that angels are monsters?
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    Seen on a T-shirt: "I became a writer to give the voices in my head something productive to do."
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    Hey, Tea Bat.
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    Hey, Craig.
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    Things are good at the moment. I just finished prepping some stuff for dinner. Earlier, I also did the laundry.
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    Hey, Nick!
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    So, now you're Benjamin Button?
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    The poltergeist struck again. I left work, picked up my son from school, and came home. I then decided to do a bit of cleaning before dinner. When I lifted the skirting on the sofa in the living room to dust underneath it, that's how I discovered the poltergeist had absconded with a dinner plate. Whether the plate was from today's breakfast, yesterday's dinner, or possibly even older, I couldn't begin to guess. There wasn't any nastiness on the surface, thank goodness. The strange bit is, we generally eat at the table in this household, rather than sitting in front of the TV, so I'm truly stumped as to how that plate found its way under the sofa.
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    Both sides of the tissue were used. It's not the end of the world, and when you work in a restaurant, you see people leave worse things on their plates.
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    I keep hearing some disembodied sniffles, and the poltergeist has a habit of leaving tissues in random places around the house. The contents appear more booger-ish in nature.
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    Enjoy your reading, Craig.
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    For @Jeff Burton's benefit, "Phi" means 'Elder' in the Thai language, while "Nong" means 'Junior'. Spike is older than Drew, and Drew insists that he will never grow older past his 30th birthday, like a vampire or something. Despite this, Drew claims that he is Spikey's "Phi", and will always outrank Spikey. Delusional contradictions like this are common with Drew.
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    Yeah, apparently the poltergeist has some allergies this Fall season.
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