In order for you, dear reader, to fully grasp my story, I must start by telling you all about me, and filling you in on my background. Please bear with me. Thank you, in advance.
The most important thing for you to know is that I’m gay. If I weren’t gay, there’d be no story at all. My name is kind of nerdy. It’s Norbert Smith, Jr. As you can imagine, I despise the name, and I have successfully gotten anyone who knows me to call me Norm. Most people think that my name is Norman. I don’t corr