“A few days ago, after the second show,” Colin began his narration, “I went to the bar for a drink, and to socialize a bit. I was still in costume. I intended to change after I had my drink, then go home. This good looking guy came up to me and offered to buy me a drink. I showed him my drink and said, ‘No thanks. I already have one.’
“He got really belligerent. ‘You’d be a lot politer to me, you bastard,’ he said, ‘if you knew I was planning on killing you.’ I figured he was drunk,