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Maybe we should name her Wanda... like a wand from Harry Potter.

Hmmm..... I just kinda pointed at this one and said "that'll work".

I now have a real reason to fear @weinerdog. In my defense I got her for my son and our little dog, Camden. He's been lonely since Zeke died last week. It's NOT my cat!!

My son said it looked like I ordered one of those home meal kits. I told him it came from the shelter, not China!

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

In keeping with this year's newly revealed Secret Author theme, I thought I'd play a little game of 2 truths and a lie. Let's see if anyone gets it right. 1. Cats meow at each other 2. Cats are lactose intolerant 3. I got a cat. Ready. Set. GO!

Let's be honest... that would fall under the insane category.

No set plans.... yet. But I just may have done something absolutely crazy, even for me. I won't know until tomorrow though if it pans out. If it works out, I will have shocked even myself. I'll let you know lol.

You ain't right. 😆🙄

I didn't need to read any further than cheesecake... I'm in! I will be spending tomorrow morning making omelets for our Mothers Day breakfast at work. I think we have about 40 people coming. Today I chopped onions and peppers and sautéed them a little so it'll speed up the process tomorrow. I also made a giant pan of hashbrown casserole. I'm sooo looking forward to that! I'm taking Monday off for a "me" day. I plan on doing absolutely nothing. It's supposed to be rainy day... perfect for being lazy.

Meh.... Backwards is hem. According to Wisdomlib, loosely translated from Hindi and/or Nepali means gold, or glitters like gold. You, my friend are gold 🩷 (Are your onions chopped yet? Lol)

Y'all know I'm not a cat person, although since losing one of our dogs this week my son us pushing for a feline addition 🙄. Also, I can't function without coffee. No clue who it is. I might have to do some digging on this one.

Thanks everyone for the condolences. I don't think Zeke was a lucky dog. I think we were the ones who were lucky to have him.

Congratulations @Gary L! Unfortunately, yesterday was not a good day for me. I lost one of my dogs, Zeke. He started slowing down a couple of months ago and last Friday he stopped eating and was really lethargic. I had a vet appointment for yesterday, but he was gone when I got home. Zeke was one of those dogs with some challenges. When we first got him he had some aggression issues but it was mostly over food. We think he may have been abused as he was scared of most people. We worked on socializing him and it helped, but I never did fully trust him when it came to meeting new people. We also took him to obedience school.... three 8 week sessions. That's when we discovered he had a box of rocks for brains. He learned sit and down. He was iffy with wait. He could manage about 3 seconds. He also walked face first into a solid door... no glass whatsoever, because he wanted to go out. 🤦‍♀️ In spite of all his issues, he was a sweet boy who would wait until you weren't paying attention and climb up on your lap and demand pets. In return he gifted us with dog fur all over our clothes. I already miss him and the tippity tap of his nails on the hardwood floors. 💔

Oooohhhh! A Zombonfire! Yay! I guess grabbing marshmallows is out of the question. I doubt zombie soot is good for you. Everything and everyone seems to be gelling together pretty well. Why does that make me think you've got something up your sleeve? 🤔 Great chapter Wayne!

I'm so sorry you were hit hard by the hurricanes. It was a rough few weeks and the aftermath is still being dealt with in a lot of areas. I'm glad you're doing ok. Let's hope we get spared this year. I certainly don't want to go through that again. Shuffling from place to place is not fun at all. Hope everyone has a good weekend!

My deepest apologies. I was going to give the doxies all the leftovers in the fridge before they go bad. But if you prefer kibble...... who am I to argue?

I swear I don't look for them. They find me. There's nowhere to hide.

@Wayne Gray here's one to add to your kbois collection lol. Don't you hate it when you ask for Lucky Charms and they send you Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles instead? Today we had a gentleman come into the office to ask about using the clubhouse for a Q&A session he wanted to have. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Apparently he works for Space Force. Y'all know they control the military all over the world. He has Top Secret information and all he could tell us was that the $#!+ was going to hit the fan this weekend and we better prepare. Take all our money out of the bank and have cash on hand. Stock enough non-perishable food for at least two weeks. Internet will crash, electric grids will be offline. (But he's got a special government connection so he'll have internet.) The world as we know it will be gone forever and chaos will ensue. Meanwhile, he wants to extend his reservation another month. He's already been here 6 months which us our maximum stay unless you have an annual lease. As a courtesy I let him extend. Space Force will be paying for his stay but if we needed payment he could pay in silver. We can keep it in our safe. I fully expect Donald will be calling us with his black Amex any moment now as he's the head honcho of Space Force. Did I mention they controlled all of the world's military? I think we'll just whack his credit card that's on file. Space Force can reimburse him in bitcoin. He's telling the truth and we better prepare like there's a Cat 5 hurricane bearing down on us. He wants to make sure all the people in need have the resources available to them so they can weather the mayhem that's about to unfold. So hurry to the bank and grocery store, stock up on canned soup and Doritos. Get your toilet paper and bread before its all gone. Grab that 50lbs bag of dog food for your chihuahua. Call your loved ones now and warn them. What are you waiting for? Shoo! The end of the world is nigh! Why me?

You make it so easy. 😆

Everyone needs a donut once in a while.

You never know... it may spark some wacky conversations LOL Have a good weekend!

He can reach the tap on a keg?

I think my red pen is out of ink.