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I feel a rewrite coming on!

I'll give him the page out of my playbook I used for my older son. Him; 2.5 years old. Me: when are you going to start using the potty? Him: when I'm three. Babysitter: (tries every bribe imaginable) when are you going to start using the potty?? Him: when I'm three. (this is a repetitive conversation over the next 6 months.) The morning of his third birthday: Me: (hands him underwear) You're 3 today. No diapers. Him: (after a look of incredulity that I'm calling him out on it.) Okay Mommy. One accident. (Granted he was in pull-ups at night until he was 7 or 8 cuz the kid has a bladder the size of flea and sleeps like a log) And all my friends said potty training was a bitch. 🤔🤣😆

Editor position for the sequel to Spirit Wolves is now open.

Your editors are your greatest strength.

Seriously.... I don't drink that much. But considering my current status of totally fu*ked up knee had nothing to do with alcohol, (Well, maybe just a smidge) it's a wonder I can walk at all today. Might be an x-ray in my immediate future with a fabricated story of why I fell. Oy.

So funny thing happened yesterday when I was going thru this. This.... Every person in the group is eating out of his hand like housebroken bunnies, In my addled brain turned into this; 'Every person in thr group is eating out of his hand like broken house bunnies. 🤣🤣 Now I can't get that weird image out of my head! Loved the chapter. Mostly feel good. They still have to face the double standard thing a bit more. They'll get there. Training camp:

Too cute! I love Lindt chocolate. My sister-in-law made the mistake of introducing my kids to it when they were little. I had to switch from Hershey kisses to Lindt milk chocolate in their Xmas stockings from that point forward. I'm still required to ship it to Kansas. Spoiled kids...lol On a side note when my younger son was about 2 he got into too much chocolate that was laying around one Easter. Not pretty. That's all I'll say. 🤢

Agreed. There should be an automatic contract issued when joining this group stating that fact and binding one permanently to said contract.

I can't take it anymore. Recipe please.

Will more than gets around that's for damn sure. Great chapter. I'm looking forward to what tricks you have up your sleeves 😉.

I'll have to settle for some fresh pineapple. I went to the Amish market today (in retrospect, not the brightest idea the day before a religious holiday. It was packed) They have one of those machines that peels and cores the pineapple for you. It's the same price as getting one and having to cut it up yourself. No brainer. I did have some cookies this week. My mother-in-law sends us some for every holiday. Although this batch was a little worse for wear. Mailing chocolate anything to Florida can result in disaster. The Hershey kisses melted off the peanut butter cookies. At least they fared better than the chocolate bunnies:

@Reader1810 @Mikiesboy Now I want cookies. 😩 🤤

Hi all! Hope everyone is doing well. I had a surprisingly pleasant customer service experience this week. A prong on my earbud charger broke and hence, wouldn't charge. I've had them 5 months, so I emailed the customer service department for the company. Three pleasant email exchanges later and the are sending me a replacement set. By far one of the easiest encounters I've had. Enjoy your weekend and if you celebrate Easter have a good day tomorrow. (I sent my older son a care package with a wind up hopping chick toy and it scared their cat...lol)

Not sure. The one picture she sent me her face was shaded. Or wait... maybe it was a beard 🤔🤣 I don't judge.

You know that totally went to her head.

I wouldn't be surprised if Loren finds out his credit card is maxed out and he starts getting deliveries from Amazon with all sorts of crazy shit!🤣🤣

Great chapter! Loren has come a long way. Yes, he freaked and tried to bail. But...... He reached out, he processed, he thought things thru and then manned up and went back to face his demons head on, only to find out the only demon is a two year old capable of swindling hundreds of dollars out of him, 99 cents at a time. You go Aido Potato!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and throw in my two cents (whether you want it or not, if not, well, stop reading, lol) regarding why Loren is so anti-kid. Simple if you really think about it. He's been in business for himself since he was 14 years old. His business has revolved around himself. While most of us got exposed to kids via babysitting or having younger siblings, Loren didn't. His focus for over half his life has been his brand, his online persona. He's just learning how to be a boyfriend and develop an adult relationship involving letting someone close to him. Kids are foreign creatures to those if us who deal with them regularly. Can you imagine if you're never around kids because the opportunity isn't there. It's not like his friends are participating in Bring Your Child To Work Day. I'd avoid the little ankle biters at all costs if I were him too. (Oh wait, I kinda do!🤭) Anyway, Loren held his shit together pretty well so far. He's learning and trying. That's all we can ask.

Doesn't matter. Still better than a crib. Aido deserves the best! And that's NOT a crib. Insulting for a worldly two-year old 🤣🤣

You have no idea... I make white look dark. As far as the attitude.. hhmmpf.

I know.... right??!! So much better than a plain ol' crib!

Like you'd EVER let Jay or Loren out of the country without you. You'd lock them up tight.

Not my family. They were more NASCAR than football. I'd rather go the baseball route.

Jay didn't have Loren handcuffed and chained to the house. He could've left at any time (thereby breaking Aido's heart) Granted, Jay can guilt trip with the best of them. I'm talking catholic-nun level guilt here. Really. He's got it down pat. Loren survived.... (or did he🤔)

Duplicate post. Damn phone.