Okay @Wayne Gray, here's one last one to close out the year.
I just had the most ridiculous request.
We replaced the sewer clean out trap three weeks ago on a snowbird's lot. They just got back in town yesterday. Their cable and phone service didn't work. He found a wire that had come loose, and when he pushed it back....voila! Easy fix. Didn't even have to call Spectrum.
He asked to be reimbursed for the the three weeks they didn't have service. The same three weeks they Were. Not. There. The house was EMPTY!
Why me?