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Or maybe he no longer is the same person, and we'll discover that these mistakes are part of a greater scheme. Do not fear, for CJ will find a way to play with us poor readers with another eeevil twist only a Queen of evilest cliffhangers is capable of.

He who's never preached uppity righteousness while getting the services of male prostitutes, let him cast the first stone. And he who's never shot pictures of his siblings having sex with intent to sell, dealt drugs, attempted to repeat Cain's feat several times, conspired with the scummiest villains in town, let him be featured in a story by CJ. This will teach him.

CJ is a goat that's well-versed into the evil deeds of mankind. Stroessner, Pinochet, Suharto... I bet he can talk at length about these guys.

Seconded. Flipping the channel leaves us utterly wondering what's up next. Admit it, CJ, you're proud of being the Eeeevil Queen of Cliffhangers. Little doubt Steve can actually outdo you, but he's got lessons to take from his master...

The Hiroshima films were enough documentation on nuclear bombs for me... The Scar could be Stroessner's (Paraguay dictator) hidden son, claiming his father's heritage...

Indeed, congratulations for the input. I do enjoy your posts, even though I'm a bit concerned by your postwhorism...

That's what I infer from what I read. The Scar has lots of James Bond villains as role models. When they're not hell-bent on destroying mankind (Michael Lonsdale in Moonraker), they want to have the planet at their feet (Jonathan Pryce in Tomorrow Never Dies).

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Once he removes his wig, no one can tell between The Scar and Jerry. So there's no issue here. Better yet, if he actually is Clump, as I aptly speculated, everything will turn out even better for The Scarred King of Paraguay.

I hope you recover fine.

This is the scariest line I've read for a long time...

I expect The Scar to remove his mask in chapter 34, revealing the features of... Clump himself! That would be fun. And let me tell ya, this guy Scar is great. Not only his role models are brilliant, but he's an amazing actor, and he had everybody completely fooled, including 90% of the readers. Way to go, Jerry! Paraguay, next stop!

Well, I didn't comment on 11, but I keep up with the story. Chapter 12 has family values, old memories, a vacation, and... a cliffhanger! Well it seems someone has followed some hairy quadruped's poor example. I think this is my favorite story by Nick's so far. I like the mix of mystery and everyday life, and a rather sweet love story.

I am Myself by BeaStKid I sit here writing this and ponder - Who am I? Is the life I'm living portraying the actual me? Am I really the person I think I am, or am I living a lie? Who am I? I sit here with my friends and ponder - Who am I? These people know not the real me. They just see the shell, the cover, and think of me as wonderful. They know nothing of the storm that rages inside this shell, of the skeleton buried in its closet. Am I really the person I think I am, or am I living a lie? Who am I? I walk through the slums and ponder - Who am I? Am I just another person on the face of this Earth, Wallowing in self pity and crying over spilt milk. Or am I one of those who take hold of the reins of their lives and live it fully. As I walk down the empty streets, I realize that I am the latter. I will make a life of my own, even though the life I live now is a lie. I am better off with it, than without any life at all. I am the person I think I am, even though I am living a lie! I am myself. Nice first go. It would work better for me if you used more images and less statements.

I couldn't find any pics of Kryton switches (which get your story in the first page of a Google search, btw, though not as well ranked as typing queen of evilest cliffhangers, though.) I think the Scar is not that bad, since he sends the daughter back to his father, though in pieces (the last ones promising to be bigger but equally inanimate). I'm sure in the last chapter he'll turn out to have done all this for a good reason, like being employed by some secret services protecting the free world. I'm not losing faith in the guy.

For once, I voted and won...

Happy New Year, everyone! Let it be filled with lots of good things, and good stories!

Happy New Year, Good People of the Earth!

I'll bring non-flammable rope. Let the bonfire blaze! 24 hours before we decide whether the goat needs to roast.

I voted for 'no one'. I really don't see any narrative interest served by having one of the brothers die. The tour would be cancelled and they wouldn't go to Australia. Seen the band set-up, it would be quite unrealistic to have them go on without one of the musicians, without at least a few weeks of rehearsals, not counting the time needed to recruit someone (of course, there still may be a talented roadie, but then they would be darn lucky). I hence declare the Bastard Queen of the Evil Cliffhangers claiming the title of 'Queen of the Red Herrings', which I would have gladly conceded to Nickolas James so far, but our goat seems on the run for more titles yet.

Catching up on the backlog of chapters, only to witness the level of evilness CJ is capable of producing... I wholeheartedly join the fatwa; it'd better confirm Graeme's theory, or else...

Yeah, the slow roasting torture! This goat is indeed evil, and did this cliff stuff on purpose, as some kind of twisted Christmas gift. Get the sequel from the Beast ASAP! Fire, here it comes!

I'd say BK's the postpimp, and CJ the postwhore.