Benji

Authorskeep, IOMFATS, Mustard Jar, Awesome Dude, Stories by Driver, Cryboy, Codeys world, Writing.com, Vlista, The Shack, Rainbowcommunity to name a few. GA is more community friendly, has more interseting forums, has more authors, and is well run. Another site I will not name is constanly bickering and insulting. GA has a higher caliber of stories compared to other sites. GA is like a 2nd home to me

.......No cafeteria here, I will go to a sandwich shop down the street.

.........Diddo!

...............Your right, CJ did everything to imply, but never actually said that Helen was dead. Master of misdirection and now master of non-information?? Silence of the Goats.

.........I was around and posting on that day, I don't recall what was 'distinctly significant' about that time or day though.

............Note to self, record this as Kevins shortest ever post. (even edited)

.........Congrats!! 'sigh, just realised I left my lunch at home'

...................CJ using misdirection?? I think it was clearly implied that Helen is dead; Wilde broke the awkward silence that followed by saying,

...........Stones, Doors, Airplane before they were known as Starship. Like I said this could get long............oh yeah another SF group Greatful Dead

:wacko: ............. .....not all the cute guys are in canada??????

........I can see an extremely long thread here!!

.........Tomatoes yes, peaches present a problem though, I can cook, but I'm not much of a baker (pie? cobbler?)

..........Busy weekend? I picked a dozen tomatoes from the garden, tonight I need to pull the peaches off the tree.

.........Cute pic, .....way too young!!

........Tell ya what, wash your hands of Jerry and we will kill him for us. That way you can protest the execution and secretly be thrilled!!

.........Morning all, hey there Drewbie!!

........That works for me!!

..........Tell me you didn't google search!! Just kidding, good luck!

........Have a happy belated hump-day? :wacko:

..............Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow. And asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. FOURTH TESTIMONY : While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter. FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month- old daughter, she was clean. I then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, And he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

.........Did anyone notice that the vehicle is in motion! Great Interview Tiger!!

........Well you certainly inspire the hell out of me!!

...........Coming from a guy who came up with 'Hump Day Eve"

.......I guess it's 'forgetable' for you, but I'll always remember 'Long Toes' :wacko:

........A well written story Eileen & Bob Cruz elicit images of living mannequins, with lives so plastic they need their 'Harvard son' to prove to themselves that they are alive. I can envision a sterile home, a sitting room torn from the pages of Home & Garden, though rarely used. Of course they will have to accept their son's orientation, discreetly; to lose him will only compound their mundane existence. Besides their disdain was probably replaced when Eileen & Bob realized have a gay son could prove to be beneficial if not downright fashionable. Bud's dilemma reminds me of a line from a song