Benji

........Hey Bk, Drewbie & Tiger!

...................Reproduce???????????????

.......Originally Jacob died???????? IDKT, the balance between the goat and his Shadowyness is renewed.

..............That would be Miller time then

..............Compared to :nuke: ....How evil could Steve be??

............It's not like the members will roast you or something!!

...........Congratulations Steve, as I said earlier your a great author!!

..............I always do my yard work early in morning in the summer, before it hits 85 degrees. It is going to be another 105 - 107 day here. But I guess I'm lucky with no humidity, must be high there.

..............Hiya Tiger!

.......I had to laugh when I read that part, I did that for a job I wanted real bad and it worked!!! After a couple weeks, the next time they saw me come in, I was told to report to a section. She later told me she was dreading coming in and seeing me there.

.....Well that was a short visit!!!!!!!

........Of course he does, just stoking the fire!

.....Of course we did, welcome back!!

..........You could buy another pan! I've got one buried outside right now! (Veggies are a pain)

..................And I'm not living and breathing here Bro!!

............What water polo shirt?? Was it an old avatar?

........Work!! When I get off (work ) I plan to knock a few beers back, go home make Shrimp scampi, work on garden watch a little tv and go to bed.

.............Other than long weekends? Got a four day weekend coming up with the fourth of July. On 7/29 thru 8/5 I will be in Yosemite camping.

..................With dumb parents like these it's a wonder we aren't extinct. Actual excuse notes from attending school from Mom or Dad 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyreadireathe the shits. 12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak. 13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. 15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear. 16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday. 17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral. 18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. 19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. 20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. 21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. 22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor. 23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last nig

............It is indeed a great story, I've already read it!

.........For the past 20+ years the longest vacation I've taken is two weeks!!

.........So you lost the flashlight? Did you bring along a tape measure to try and gage how far it went in?

........Every other Friday!!

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?' All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.' DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS

.......I have noticed this trend!!