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  1. Lee Wilson
    Julius was awakened by the phone ringing. ‘Damn him. He wants the phone on his side of the bed, but he never hears it.’ “Trevor, wake up.” Nothing. Julius shoves Trevor. “Huh?” “Answer the phone.” “Wha…” “Answer the fucking phone.” “Why’s the phone ringing?” “I don’t know. Maybe if you answer it, you’ll find out.” “Hello? … Why’s it still ringing?” “Not your cell, the house phone.” “Shit... Hello?” The caller whispered, “You gotta
  2. Lee Wilson
    Prompt #265 Write a story that begins with a phone call at three in the morning. Trevor insisted the house phone be on his side of the bed. There was one problem with that; Trevor was nearly impossible to wake up. One night, the phone rings at three AM. Julius has a hard time waking Trevor, but finally succeeds. Trevor finally answers the phone on the ninth ring. The phone call starts something they never could have expected.
  3. Lee Wilson
    Definitely, Jerry Eubanks is shown as playing flute for the band.
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    You made your deadline. It’s still Saturday night until you wake up on Sunday. Great “end” to the story. You know we’ll all be waiting for part 2. But take your time. I know I still have Gabriel to attack.
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    Radio in my car, music I downloaded on my phone lots of other times. Lately I’ve been listening to the songs I created on suno.com a lot. If you’re curious: https://suno.com/@lee_666_wilson FYI, I provided the lyrics, and told it what style i wanted.
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    If you start it now, you just might finish it by Christmas.
  8. Lee Wilson
    I know Ira and Ethan worked with their father on the kitchen remodel, but who’s John again?
  9. Lee Wilson
    Welcome. Those are the only three featuring these two so far. I did make a collection of them, plus another, Lee’s Comedy Hour, holding all my humorous stories.
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    Fore!

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in Fore!

    lol!
  11. Lee Wilson
    Definitely a bit off. The first story featuring them is “Quack, Quack.” Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve written based on the comments.
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    Fore!

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in Fore!

    I probably wouldn’t even reach the cow. Not my thing either, but I know just enough about it to make a mockery of it.
  13. Lee Wilson
    Good choice.
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    Chapter 47 S3

    Lee Wilson commented on Bill W's story chapter in Chapter 47 S3

    Take care of yourself first, we’ll be patiently waiting for the stories. You ended this part on a fine transition point.
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    I knew he’d end up in a Peruvian prison. Not exactly the crime I was thinking of. A short chapter where Alex’s dad finds out about him being in prison might be fun to write. Especially when he flies to Peru to try to get him released and encounters a gay judge.
  16. Lee Wilson
    Maybe it was the spices Addison used that made it gross.
  17. Lee Wilson
    Glad you liked it. Yeah, I think I've heard the dog meat rumor as well. I probably would have had to use Old Yeller and Rin-Tin-Tin, or even Lassie as Addison's examples.
  18. Lee Wilson
    Sorry about making you squeamish, but at least you found it mostly funny.
  19. Lee Wilson
    Yep, that’s me. Strange.
  20. Lee Wilson
    Good. Thanks.
  21. Lee Wilson
    Right!
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    No, an as.
  23. Lee Wilson
    Oh, well. I have said my sense of humor is off.
  24. Lee Wilson
    In response to Prompt#320: First line: “This tastes like shit!” Stanley and Addison have a discussion over Addison’s latest cooking experiment.
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    “This tastes like shit!” Addison O’Leary has been practicing cooking lately. Apparently, his partner, Stanley Simmons doesn’t appreciate his efforts. Although this wasn’t Addison’s first major failure. “I don’t think it tastes that bad, Stanley.” Stanley spits out the mouthful of stew, “Ugh, I can’t even swallow it.” “Can I ask you something?” “Yes, go ahead, Addison.” “How would you even know what shit tastes like? Do you have some kind of kink you haven’t told me
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