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It's a good thing this is fiction.
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Always love welcoming new readers. Glad you enjoyed it.
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Okay. That's weird. I could have sworn I scheduled this for Friday. Comment responses shortly.
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Yeah, like @andrewj said, freaky!
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Hi all, I'm Dave. You may not believe this, but I'm a microwave oven. You may be wondering how I could be telling you a story. I'm one of those smart microwaves. I'm connected to the Internet. I have a programmable memory; it's called random axes memory or something like that. All that means is that I can remember things. For example, you could type in '1, one slice of pizza, 30 seconds, high, enter' and from now on, you can press and hold the 1 button, after you put in the pizza and close my mo
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Everybody knows you don't put metal into a microwave. Well, probably almost everybody. This will be a series of very short stories, each covering Dave the microwave's take on what happens when something weird is "cooked" in him. Another foray into the comedic world.
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I'm disappointed. No comments on John Mason, General Kramer, Hayden Sinclair? Don't you people watch action movies?
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In my world, anybody can be prosecuted for anything. But, yes, there are certain conditions where the president can be charged with war crimes: https://www.smu.edu/news/archives/2018/anthony-colangelo-dmn-20feb2018 Granted my scenario isn't nuclear, but certainly fits the 3rd paragraph's reasons.
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Twisted, yes. I like to be unconventional. Engrossing and freaky? Sweeeeeet!!!!
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Thanks. Like I've said before, I take the story where the characters lead me.
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If you've been bad Lord, I bet you have And you've not been hit Oh, by a flying lead You'd better close your eyes Oh-oh, bow your head Wait for the ricochet Deep Purple - 1968 20 I really, really do hate waiting. Especially with the fates of close to sixty-thousand people now out of my hands. Hayden was watching the three video screens with me. Baxter came back in to monitor the situation with me. I was impatient. "Status on San Diego?" Referring to his table
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Decided to be nice. Chapter 8 appears tomorrow morning.
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Thanks. I never know when or where the inspiration comes. You might want to check out ‘Quack, Quack.’ I think a lot of folks think that one is funnier.
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I’m lucky, I was born without a thrice.
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Nope, not a military connection.
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As long as I don’t turn evil, Tuesday.
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Quite likely.
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Yeah, I have to admit the timing is fortuitous. Whether we’ll still be here or not… We’ll see. I will admit the body count in this one is my highest. Around 52 so far, if I’m not mistaken.
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Damn, this turned evil. Must be the evil Lee Wilson taking over my mind again. Or is there only one Lee Wilso?
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Hmmm, maybe I’ll forget to post gor a couple weeks. 😈
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Coincidence this time. You’ll see in less than a week. Third cousin, thrice removed. No, I don’t follow wrestling. I grew up. Another councidence. I think you got it without my mirror hint.
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One would think.
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I can make it shittier. Oh, wait. I did. Next chapter.
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Oh, God. The future is now.
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