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  1. Lee Wilson
    Yeah Phil is definitely a piece of work. Divorce? Maybe.
  2. Lee Wilson
    Perhaps. Paging Robby the robot!!
  3. Lee Wilson
    Correct on both accounts.
  4. Lee Wilson
    Earlier that evening with Maureen Lassiter I’m relieved Sam is OK, but I'm worried about Phil. He was too quiet during our discussion and when he did speak, it seemed like he was trying to hold in an explosion. "Honey, I could tell you were angry while the Caines were here. I hope you won't do anything rash when Sam gets home." "Angry? How about fucking pissed off that my son turned out being a poof. I almost wish he DID run away." "Phil, you can't really mean that." "No
  5. Lee Wilson

    Missing?

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in Missing?

    🤐🤐🤐
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    Missing?

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in Missing?

    Now why didn’t I think of that?
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    Missing?

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in Missing?

    And that's a good thing. Not what’s next, you wondering.
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    Missing?

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in Missing?

    ONE major issue averted. But are there more?
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    Missing?

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in Missing?

    Good observations in both cases. One is wrong, but I won’t say which.
  10. Lee Wilson
    Virgil Don't cry. Don't cry. Please don't cry. "Mooo-oom!" "Yes dear, what is it?" I start to lose it. This is what I tried to say, I hoped it was understandable through the tears. "Sam didn't get home. I think he ran away." "Sam's missing?" "Yeah" "Oh, I'm sure there's some explanation. Is that Mr. or Mrs. Lassiter?" I didn't even realize I was still holding the phone. "Y-yeah, Mr." "Let me talk to him please." I hand over the phone an
  11. Lee Wilson
    Me too!
  12. Lee Wilson
    Um, ok.
  13. Lee Wilson
    Open up a huge sinkhole in the road?
  14. Lee Wilson
    I’m glad it hit the mark. Sometimes I’m not sure about the level of humor in my comedies.
  15. Lee Wilson
    I feel like a traffic light at an intersection near the super bowl. Pedestrians keep hitting the walk button so many times I don't know which side needs to be green anymore. What the hell am I saying? I am a traffic light at an intersection near the super bowl. Okay, last year’s Super Bowl, but whatever. My name is Ryg, pronounced Rig. I guess my name is really an acronym, Red/Yellow/Green. So maybe my name is Red. I don’t know. It’s better than Gyr I guess. That sounds like a growl.
  16. Lee Wilson
    Another anthropomorphic story from the deranged mind of Lee Wilson. This time it’s a traffic light who happens to be one block away from where the Super Bowl was recently held. What havoc might be caused by Ryg?
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    Chapter 39 S3

    Lee Wilson commented on Bill W's story chapter in Chapter 39 S3

    Crossed with an auctioneer.
  18. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 39 S3

    Lee Wilson commented on Bill W's story chapter in Chapter 39 S3

    Clint definitely needs to learn discretion. He might say something at the wrong time around the wrong people. And if Daniel doesn’t like it, it’ll be a Backstreet Boys song - Bye Bye Bye
  19. Lee Wilson
    So far. It won’t stay lite for long.
  20. Lee Wilson
    In the conservatory. With a candlestick
  21. Lee Wilson
    I have Swiss Miss hot chocolate. But I guess that doesn’t help you either.
  22. Lee Wilson
    Do as I say, not as I do. Wasn’t the asshole scientist’s name Michael?
  23. Lee Wilson
    My money is on Michael. Oh, and Jason, if you killed Five, I’m never reading another one of your stories.
  24. Lee Wilson
    Be afraid. Be very afraid. OK, not really. He’ll be back. Otherwise it’d be a short and shitty story.
  25. Lee Wilson
    To quote The Crazy World of Arthur Brown I am the god of hellfire! And I bring you Fire, I'll take you to burn Fire, I'll take you to learn I'll see you burn
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