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@dboggs9700she absolutely must be punished severely! Yes, to honor all your forefathers.

My head just went several different directions. Shelby, Montana, Prison Quarterly announced today: Ladies and gentlemen, you've all been begging for a new event to be included in the prison rodeo this fall, and as it turns out, the warden announced today that, with the admission of a new incoming prisoner, the prison board has unanimously voted on the one, the only, the first of its kind event, staring Shayna Skank Salope in a nosh the muffin. Who will be doing the noshing, you might ask? Surprises are in store for the audience. You'll all have to come and see. While visiting the rodeo playground, don't miss the other excitement available, including the pre-electric chair head-shaving event, a special presentation of the countywide choice of bend the perve over and give him a taste, and so much more our residents have voted on to deliver some homegrown justice the downhome way! Oh, and this just in: We hear that Buford Butt Assaulter will be there in the booth right alongside his favorite niece. You heard it, folks. This will be a two-for-one special event show! Warm up your throwing arm and get ready to compete in the horse patty-to-the-face launch. The papers have reported how much fun ol' Buford had landing face-first and rolling around in the soft, squishy manure, so the prison board has generously arranged for him to be released from the hospital for the afternoon of fun. And for those worried the 'poor soul' will contract some sort of infection, we've been reassured that he already has two infections setting in nicely, with all the expected symptoms. Yes, sirree, he's already carrying some nasty bugs around in his own bum. So wind that arm up, aim, and give a good, hard toss. All participants who throw it straight in his nose will receive a lovely handmade horse plushy modeled after one of the rescued horses now residing on the Two Spirits Horse Ranch. All proceeds will go to the equine rescue program right there on that ranch. See y'all at the rodeo playground this Saturday!

Frank will no doubt opt for tiny red leather shorts.

Funny @Doha, that was exactly my thought. I'm thinking something that involves red leather.

Poor Frank, gotta feel bad for him; @Doha, at the rate he's going, he won't have enough left to take the young man out for coffee.

Now you have me really curious, @Wiyot. What magnificently scathing response might he come up with???

@Charles26, it was so fun showing the little skank Salope coming undone, and I fully agree, good riddance. Ah, sweet Jo, he so deserves that spotlight. I'm on pins and needles to see how the night of music goes. Who all thinks he'll be a hit? Your heritage @dboggs9700? That sounds like a story in itself. You have me cracking up thinking of her views on @Summerabbacat! Who knows what will make it in. 😉

I'm so happy to hear the convo was an enjoyable read All I can tell you is that you right now, @dboggs9700 is stay tuned! It'll be a few chapters down the road, but hopefully you'll enjoy the situation young Rhett finds himself in.

@Summerabbacat, fitting don't you think? 😅🤣 My hope was to voice all our thoughts.

Continued... “They’re welcome to whatever they’d like except what would violate patient confidentiality. For that, he’ll need...” After discussing the clinic’s call records, Dr. Mac turned and addressed the sheriff’s prisoner, saying, “Shayna, I am happy and relieved to inform you that your employment with my clinic is unequivocally, permanently, and irrevocably terminated.” ---------- Shayna’s response was venomous: “That’s just great coming from some kilt-wearing Haggistani quac

Amazing, isn't it @sandeman. Hopefully, she'll get everything she deserves.

Wow @Summerabbacat, she made the big time - Shayna is finally royalty. Though shit queen of Shelby wasn't exactly what she had in mind.

Oh melting. That reminds me of the witch in OZ. Imagine the mess all that make-up would leave. 🤢

You're funny @Summerabbacat. I'm not much for bananas overall, but to each their own.

What a great GIF @Doha! In Chapter 25, while on the phone with Jake, Shayna thought:, Fine, Jakey boy, you want to play that way? Shayna laughed under her breath. Let’s play! In writing this chapter, I remembered your comment: Posted July 15 Shayna is deluded, but she may be quite dangerous if that delusion is shattered. I hope she doesn’t do something vicious later. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned … Well, Doha, you guessed it. She is one vicious, vindictive little Salope, and in her delusional mind, Mannly has been in her way. On Wednesday, you'll find the conclusion of this event, which will reveal much more. Was she seeking to cause temporary medical issues or something more permanent? The ingredients might surprise some.

Your wait's over @Doha: Here I Am Waiting GIF by CBC I loved that GIF by the way. I wondered if anyone would suspect it might be her. @sandeman the visitor at the door does not appear to have caused a fearful reaction in Mannly . No, but he found her to be off. I know this will sound silly, Bass, but there’s something a little strange about that girl. ... Have you ever felt like there was something a tad off with her? Maybe being around Bass, he'll learn to listen more closely to that little internal voice when it's telling him to be wary.

@Wiyot your comment: Posted August 20 There's more?! Screen time I believe has been mentioned before, and that skank has had her share. Hopefully "more" means she'll trap herself somehow. As a matter of fact, I'd buy a ticket to see it. She sure has! Lead time was to little, but maybe Bass can be convinced to share his recording.

Thank you kindly. I needed a little break from life today, and reading back over comments has me both entertained and chuckling. Posted July 22 Wonder if one of Mannly's attackers will be around town and catch a glimpse of him? Indeed there apparently was. We're chapters away but what transpires will hopefully be found worth the wait. Posted August 16 Great chapter @Vcs, the butt plug education from everyone was just an added benefit. TBH, I wasn't sure how that chapter would go over and freely admit the research involved was educational for me as well. LOL

@dboggs9700, your comment has been with me since you first posted it: Posted August 19, Is Shayna immune from any corrective action for her bigoted and racist outbursts? She seems to often go off on people and other than one reprimand from Doc Mac has had no discipline. Sorry, but she deserves to be put down permanently. Doc Mac was slow on the uptake given no one bothered to report the hateful little Salope, but once he found out, just maybe everyone was pleased with his chosen verbiage when firing her: “Shayna, I am happy and relieved to inform you that your employment with my clinic is unequivocally, permanently, and irrevocably terminated.” Just maybe he'll have a little more for her ahead... 😉

HA! I found it, the names of the three who will be keeping the skanky rat busy in the big house. Comment Posted August 9 Bea, Bertha and Beulah, Bubba's big bad sisters who make him look like a Sunday school teacher, get ahold of her. Known also as the Triple B Sisters. To borrow one of Jo's terms, dagnabit, there are two Berthas. Ok @Summerabbacat, I'll own not catching their names were the same; maybe we can go with Buxom Bertha when speaking of the pillar of the community known for fouling chapels?

@dboggs9700I was reading back through comments looking for the one mentioning Bubba and three women, Bea and two others, but have yet to find it. At any rate, perhaps, given how much I imagine they despise bigots, those three gals will unite and keep the skank very busy. A plaything, like a rat for cats. That'd be fun to see. I tell you @VBlew, her depth of intelligence, or lack thereof, is remarkable. As the story went on, I could see her getting herself caught but to be so blatantly stupid, no wonder our prison system is overflowing. Call records should be fun...

Continued... Early the next morning, a knock came at the front door of the ranch house. “I’ll get it,” Mannly called out. When he opened the front door, he was surprised to see who was standing there. “Oh, hello, can I help you?” ---------- Fluttering her eyes with a sly smile, “You don’t remember me from Dr. MacLarroy’s office? Hmmm, well, I guess that head injury was even worse than they thought, huh? Those can be quite serious, you know. I trust you’re following all of the

Hungry now for a little treat to go with your morning coffee or tea? Of course, the writer recommends a non-lethal version... NOT Shayna’s Mystery Muffins Three-Ingredient Chocolate-Chunk Banana Muffins Ingredients - 5 overripe bananas, equivalent to approximately 2 cups mashed bananas - 1 chocolate cake mix (I prefer dark chocolate or fudge) - 1¼+ cup chocolate chunks for mix (again, dark chocolate or fudge) - ½ cup chocolate chunks for muffin tops Directions - Preheat oven to 350 degrees. - Treat muffin tins with grease and flour -or- muffin liners. - Mash bananas thoroughly into small bits, and pour into mixing bowl. - Add cake mix and mix until well combined. - Fold in chocolate chunks until evenly mixed. - Fill each muffin tin approximately ¾ full. - Gently press a couple chocolate chunks on top of each muffin. - Bake for 15-18 minutes or until a toothpick comes out without batter stuck to it. And for those who simply must have the Banana-Cream Cheese Frosting: (NOTE: Shir will be shaking her head.) Simply combine the following in a mixing bowl until smooth. - 6 ounces softened cream cheese - ½ cup softened unsalted butter - ½ cup mashed ripe banana - 1 teaspoon lemon juice (keeps banana from turning brown) - 16 ounces confectioner’s sugar - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 1 teaspoon banana extract

Thank you @Wiyot and @Summerabbacat, I'm thinking fireworks would be a good add for the celebration.

Right you are. Funny how things we know and train for come in to play and help in other ways.