JamesSavik

I once proved mathematically that people who should wear spandex don't and those who should NEVER, EVER wear spandex do. I call it Savik's law of inverse spandex utility. Simply stated, the more people are wearing spandex, the less you enjoy it.

Just say no!

Bad analogies collected by English teachers: 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. 3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. 4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. 5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. 6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. 7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree. 8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife

I nominate Nephy to be our queen. :king: :worship: :worship:

If you are using the internet to access those stories, you shouldn't and I'll tell you why: If the company does any sort of computer security, and most of them are heading that way, they can print out web URLs and attach them to the computer that is accessing them. This also applies to wireless connections. You can easily get fired for accessing anything that the company considers "pornographic"- even if its only in add content. I warn you that even here with the gay add exchange on the front page, GA could get you in trouble at work. I know people that have been fired for accessing 365gay (a gay news site with racy adds) and the advocate online which is more of a magazine with some questionable add content. I don't need to tell you that some people have built in biases. If the site has gay in it at all, it must be pornographic, right? If they can't prove that you are looking at a pornographic web site, they can still claim you were looking at non-job related sites on company time and still fire you. If you are fired for this, there's little or no recourse and it's very damned hard to get a job that requires you to use a computer afterwards. I'm not posting this to be mean or obnoxious. I just don't want to see any of you guys get jammed up.

Rand's vision is certainly not about survivalist holing up in a cabin in the woods. It is much more about a more equitable transaction between the individual and society. In her books, Rands protagonists have been creators and producers and her antagonists have been petty little would-be dictators like Ellsworth Toohey who think that achievement and greatness are an affront to the rest of humanity. History is littered with people like this. They were the Pharisees and the Inquisitors. They are the ones who wanted to burn Jenner at the stake for proposing the concept of vaccination or refuse to teach Darwin's theory in public school because it upset the "public order". They are the same ones who thought that Plato had discovered all of science that would ever be needed. They are the ones that wanted to put out Galileo's eyes because they saw past the Church's dogma and revealed a world that their bible and doctrine could not explain or control. They are the people that want to chain humanity and close the horizon. They believe that there are no new worlds to conquer so they must conquer man. No one remembers their names. They only serve power and ignorance. Everyone remembers Galileo because he discovered a world changing truth and had the courage and independence of thought to stay with it despite the real physical danger. Rand's protagonists are all about new worlds and new horizons and will drag the rest of humanity there with them kicking and screaming.

It was a simple plan. Simple. Just like my cousin Phil. Unlike my cousin Phil, it just might work.

Ayn Rand was born in Russia during the Bolshevik revolution. Her father had been a businessman and of course the commies took everything that they owned. She barely escaped. All of her writing have the dominate theme of individualism vs collectivism. In Anthem the main character's big moment was when he discovered the idea of "I" or individuality. Previously everything had been "we". In the Fountainhead a major turn in the plot was when the court ruled that Roarke's work was his own and could not be used for the public good in the design of Courtland Estates. (Gary Cooper is awesome as Howard Roarke). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW7fJ7JDBk4 In Atlas Shrugged Rand's vision takes on its largest scope when the producers of society get fed up with the parasites and leave and let everything collapse. I'm not sure if I am an objectivist per see but I like her ideas. Man does not exist for the benefit of other men. He exists for himself and one of the reasons that society is so f**ked up is that too damned many people have forgotten that essential truth. When you hear people saying we need or we should, run like hell. When someone presumes to speak for the masses, he sees himself as their better, their overseer and their master. The collectivist wants to control a heard and can not tolerate the presence of a lion. I can not imagine being anything but a lion.

I know that on occasion the size and the scope of an idea exceeded my craft.

It's no fun unless you hurl.

Sounds like fun to me but the liability lawyers will never let it happen.

It's what YOU think that matters. Other peoples opinions are simply irrelevant because as an objectivist you know your own mind. Just as a creators reward is in the creation, an explorer's reward is in the discovery.

If chicken were to disappear, I would starve. The two things that I do most to keep in shape is rise the stationary bike and work out on the rowing machine. A rowing machine is a really good way to work out because it works so many muscles. The first few times you use one, you'll be sore in places you didn't know had muscles.

DOH. Who knew there was an Athens, Ohio?

Why they wanted all that oregano and basil I have no idea.

I'm so proud! Our boy Billy is moving to ATHENS! He's going to love it there. Great music scene (home of the B-52s, REM, Indigo Girls and countless others) University of Georgia! WOO-ooo Go Dawgs! Close to Atlanta! Welcomes Billy!

I sure miss Richard Biggs. He was a great actor and passed WAY before his time. Most people will remember him as Doctor Franklin on Babylon 5. Any who: We Interrupt this Program is a companion piece to the remake of Dawn of the Dead released in 2004. It is only found on the Dawn DVD. Yes- I'm doing a zombie story. Not just any zombie story. I'm working under the broad framework of Max Brook's World War Z. My little piece of the zombie war will take place in Mississippi. In a zombie war, Mississippi has several things going for it: 1- low population density. This keeps the undead from really rolling like they do in high population areas. 2- Most people in Mississippi are armed. That's why you'll never see a Reginald Denny video from Mississippi. The guy with the brick gets shot. End of story. 3- We have a very high concentration of veterans 4- People here hunt and have been around shooting sports from their youth. 5- Our population centers are spread out and they aren't huge. We will have a lot of problems but we won't get over run. Our biggest problems will be when the big cities in the surrounding states get over run and some wander our way. You can count on a ton of drama in the mean time.

The Feds took all of my herb.

We Interrupt This Program Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

I'm going to miss Boo reading over my shoulder. His health has obviously been declining over the last year so it didn't come as a complete shock. Boo's understudy Rambo will be taking over the duties of Alpha cat. Rambo is scary smart and a little psycho. We should get along just fine.

Boo the Orange Tabby (1993-2010) went to hunt with LongCat in the ForEverGlade today. He had been suffering from a prolonged decline in his health and sudden onset kidney failure. Boo was preceded in death by his mate of 9 years Sissy the Calico. He was a long time member of St. Fluffy of the Sacred Hairball Cat-o-lick Church. He will be greatly missed by both his human and cat companions as a sweet old cat who never growled at anyone but dogs.

Fried Chicken: Take skinless chicken, dip in buttermilk and sprinkle with lemon pepper and flour. Fry in Canola oil ~10 minutes. Stove pipe Gravy (Chicken gravy) 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1 cup water, or as needed _____________________________ 1- when you have finished frying chicken, pour off the oil 2- add flour and water to the pan. cook on low heat until it thickens golden brown. May add black pepper. Serve over rice. Serve with:Butter beans, corn on the cob and/or black eyed peas Jalepeno Cornbread: 1 cup flour 1 cup cornmeal 11/2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup non-fat milk 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted 2 egg whites, lightly beaten 2 or 3 fresh jalapenos chopped (careful with the peppercorns) _____________________________________ Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Combine flour, cornmeal, baking powder and salt in a large bowl. Set aside. In a separate smaller bowl, whisk together milk, butter, egg whites, jalapeno and jalapeno juice. Pour wet ingredients over dry and using a fork, stir until just combined. Do not over mix. Spread batter evenly into 2 non-stick 9-inch round cake pans and bake 20 to 25 minutes or until toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Cut into triangles and serve immediately. Serve with Iced tea and a slice of lemon. Options: serve butter beans and/or black eyed peas with salsa or salsa Verde A slice of fresh tomato works well too. This post has been promoted to an article

Have a cigar!

One of the best SF series that I've read is called The War Against the Chtorr by David Gerrold. It was an interesting series about an ecological invasion of earth. It was an excellent series of three books. The bad part was that it wasn't finished. The fourth volume came out a decade later. Three more are promised. Now... I only read series that are finished.

It's always good to hear from the Great and Powerful Myr