JamesSavik

NO. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOY-0Ag7GIc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJSk2Xc3Eq4

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There's a shadow just behind me Shrouding every step I take Making every promise empty Pointing every finger at me Waiting like the stalking butler Whom upon the finger rests Murder now the path called "must we" Just because the Son has come Jesus, won't you f**king whistle Something but what's past and done? Jesus, won't you f**king whistle Something but what's past and done? Why can't we not be sober? I just want to start this over Why can't we drink forever? I just want to start this over I am just a worthless liar I am just an imbecile I will only complicate you Trust in me and fall as well I will find a center in you I will chew it up and leave I will work to elevate you Just enough to bring you down Mother Mary, won't you whisper Something but what's past and done? Mother Mary, won't you whisper Something but what's past and done? Why can't we not be sober? I just want to start this over Why can't we sleep forever? I just want to start this over I am just a worthless liar I am just an imbecile I will only complicate you Trust in me and fall as well I will find a center in you I will chew it up and leave Trust me Trust me Trust me Trust me Trust me Why can't we not be sober? I just want to start this over Why can't we sleep forever? I just want to start this over I want what I want I want what I want I want what I want I want what I want Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless f**king hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any f**king time. Any f**king day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless f**king hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any f**king time. Any f**king day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit. One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim x3. Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim x8. f**k L Ron Hubbard and f**k all his clones. f**k all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim x8. f**k retro anything. f**k your tattoos. f**k all you junkies and f**k your short memory. Learn to swim x7. f**k smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. f**k these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim x8. 'cause I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna see it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. Put it down. Suck it down. Flush it down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqwFfGgLPzM (featured in Childhood's End)

Stay away from Mitsubishi. They go berserk and try to crash into aircraft carriers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Y732lsF7c

I'm a big believer in Toyota trucks. I've driven a Tacoma or its equivalent since 1988.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuOmsGXznHU

We now consecrate the bond of obedience...

Simon Bolivar- This 18th century revolutionary - a proper hero - freed half of South America from the Spanish monarchy's rule. Sim

Run away barfing is more like it.

Hire me. I need the work. I live in one of the states that have no legal protections.

Post your loud, angry metal here!

Yes & no. If they change the important things then you aren't worth having.

One afternoon after school Sister Abby saw three boys naked and rolling around in the snow. She ran outside and said, "Boys, boys! What are you doing!" The oldest boy said, "Father Porter always likes a few cold ones after class." ________________________________ Q. What do you give a pedophile priest who has everything? A. A bigger parish. _________________________________ Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike? A: They both have ornamental balls

I'm getting a lot of that. Every day I get hits on my resume for sales positions. I would rather set my head on fire than work sales- or retail. That's why I work with technology: I don't have to deal with f**king humans.

Chad Allen is one of us.

I have issues with many organizations that champion gay rights. Some are all about gay marriage and I don't give a damn about that. I'm ugly, old, ain't going to happen for me. f**k it. Gay marriage is never going to happen anyway so we might as well pick battles we CAN WIN. Battles that will make a substantive difference in the quality of our lives. The kind of gay rights focus that I want to see is more practical. I want to see the sort of thing pushed that a) has a snowballs chance in hell of passing will make a positive impact on peoples lives immediately. ENDA or the Employment Non Discrimination Act is just the sort of thing that gay rights organizations SHOULD be pushing for. Discrimination against gay people is perfectly legal in 29 states. You can be fired simply because you are gay and this law will fix that. It will also be the first law of consequence that specifically protects GLBT people as a class and should it pass, it would be historic. This is important because there is a narrow window of opportunity to get this passed. If we miss it, it could take another twenty years. Pass this bill! Join the HRC, give money, call your congressmen: we need this one. If we don't get another piece of legislation this is the one that we've GOT to have.

Human Rights Campaign Help end workplace discrimination against GLBT people. PASS ENDA NOW!

There are two places that have been known for killing sailors for centuries: Tierra del Feugo- the Southernmost point of South America; the transition between the Atlantic and the Pacific. Cape of Good Hope- the southernmost point of Africa; the transition between the Atlantic and Indian Oceans. Both places are known for terrific storms, unpredictable tides and currents and strange tidal conditions caused by differences in the temperature of the waters. If you are going to kill your sailor, those two places would be likely candidates.

Merci Beaucoup (that's a big thanks) to Talonrider for his help with Twilight.

That why there are horse races. I'm not interested in writing/reading pure sex. Some people are but... I think after reading a few thousand of them your interests might shift.

There's a big difference in the spank-stories on Nifty and the stories that you will read here or at Awesomedude. Sex is a part of the plot, not the entirety of the plot- if there is any sex at all. I just finished a story in which there was no sex at all (with the exception of unstated sexual tension) and it was nominated for Best Non-GA Story. Sex for its own sake is just plain boring. I'm more interested in what is happening past the bedroom.