JamesSavik

If you are of a certain age and twisted outlook, you probably know and love the Far Side. I sure do. For years it was the only reason I subscribed to the @&*^%ing! paper. Here are a few of my old favorites. Note: this cartoon pre-dates AlGore

Fajita Nachos A James Savik Creation Pre-warm a serving plate. Cut thin strips of steak, marinade with Italian dressing, tenderizer and lime juice. (Flank steak or lean round works well.) Set Aside. Heat skillet. Take a plate full of restaurant-style corn chips, toast lightly at 350 degrees 3-4 minutes. Put down bed of chips on the pre-warmed serving platter. Add to taste: Picate sauce Verde sauce Jalape

Matt Next year it will have 10 years since 9/11 and they still haven't STFU about that yet. Ask any "truther": the Mossad did it.

Until lions have their historians, tales of the hunt will always glorify the hunter. African Proverb

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. G. K. Chesterton

I use reverse psychology in my new years resolutions. If I resolve to be horrible, then it's much easier to improve. Therefore: I resolve to smoke more, drink more, do drugs, gain weight, have more sex, eat red (and other) meat, get in more fights, be more evil and anything else that I can think of that will make my Tom-cat look at me and say, "you d' man". Progress is the objective, not perfection.

A couple of months ago I joined a gym. I wanted to get a jump on the resolutions thing. That never works. I started a program 4 times a week and have stuck to it. A lot of times I go daily depending on my schedule. I put most of the time into cardio and ride an exercise bike for 45 minutes. For the balance of my time I hit the weights. After 2 months at it I'm seeing results and am pleased. The right parts are getting harder and more defined. Other parts are shrinking... including my butt which will completely vanish sometime this summer if current trends continue. All of my jeans have become hazardous to wear. Since my butt has been shrinking, unless my belt is as tight as possible, they will fall off. It appears that I've worked myself into a new wardrobe. What's happening behind isn't nearly as impressive as what up front. Even in baggy jeans, losing weight makes me look like I'm hung like a horse (because I am). I've been getting looks from people who never noticed me and am really enjoying ignoring them. My chest and arms haven't looked this good in years. My legs are getting cut. MY dilemma now is do I go ahead with the new wardrobe or wait until I'm farther along? I'll have to start looking at Walmart and Sears. I'm wearing old Levi 501s that haven't seen daylight since the eighties. I may not be "hot" but I'm a hell of a lot "warmer" than I used to be. You may commence hitting on me, fighting over me and giggling like school girls. You won't hurt my feelings. New Years Restitutions I resolve to smoke more, drink more, do drugs, gain weight, have more sex, eat red (and other) meat, get in more fights, be more evil and anything else that I can think of that will make my Tom-cat look at me and say, "you d' man".

Winter classic what? The sprint to Florida?

I would go find some cute twink and screw him into a stupor. Wait... that's what I do anyway.

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Better to quit young than to wake up with a habit in your forties. BY that time the damage is done and there is not much of a chance at having much of a life afterwards.

I hate tasers! Cops reach for the damned things way too fast and they hurt! :chris: Nothing will make you crap your pants faster than getting hit by a taser. They are dangerous for something that is billed as non-lethal. If you have even a minor heart problem, a taser can stop it for good. There have been cases of cops using tasers on teens and little kids and it's just not right. Wait... oh, you meant teasers. My bad.

Good looking, intelligent.... and psychotic. :wacko:

Smash the gaming console or sell it on e-bay. If the little shit can't follow the rules, he doesn't need to have it. There was a shit-for-brains rich redneck kid at my high school whose parents sold his truck. He would leave and stay gone all night, get drunk and in trouble. When he didn't pay his tickets and couldn't afford his insurance, his parents sold the truck. Agreed. I laughed at her. A lot.

This is for understanding and ridicule. I am simply posting this because CIA's Husband asked about it and am neutral about the contents. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Bro Code 1) Bros before hoes. The bond between two men is stronger than that between a man and a woman because on an average, men are stronger than women. That

We've had this debate over and over! Nobody asks you if you want to be circumcised. You're a day old. They just do it. I know that there are good reasons pro and con. Nobody should be looked down on for it either way. Oh Wait... nevermind.

1. 'The Twinks Behind the Avatar' 2. 'Man-Sex is in the Air' 3. 'District 69' 4. 'Hangover Man-Sex' 5. 'Nine and a half Inches'

Where do you see yourself in 10,15,20 years? Old, older, dead.

why do people say when they are about to do something that would make most people go postal?

We didn't have a pool. We had four sports: footbrawl, bastardball, faceball and the sack.

Duh... hey! How they call it a competition if I wasn't there?

For Dummies books should be called For Smart People Who Want Results.

I have a universal remote! FEAR ME. I had them all together because I want to put them all away in the same place. It's the only way to keep track of them all. 1- logitech universal remote 2- Mitsubishi stereo 3- Mitsubishi DVD 4- Yamaha CD player 5- Mediacenter PC 6- DirectTV satellite remote 7- Toshiba TV remote __________________________________________ Universal Remote! Three Remotes for Ellen, stoner-chick so high, Seven for the p0rn-lords in their halls of bone, Nine for geeks, you don't want to know why. One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, In the land of Mississippi where the shadows lie. One Remote to rule them all, One Remote to find them, One Remote to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, In the land of Mississippi where the shadows lie.

Yep- I'm sure that I'm gay. The previous owners taste in drapes was questionable. I'll replace them when I get a round tuit. Albums are making a come back. A lot of people like that rich analog sound and many of us never left. Sure I've got CDs by my six original Doors albums are a treasure. There's another picture that you can't see of the Dark Side of the Moon.

No- what you are seeing in the cabinet is a bound volume of CDs. No dentistry. I use it to work on computers and gadgets.

I think it should be called mine.