JamesSavik

If I said that I had a boyfriend, they would come to take me away. You are young enough that it fits.

The Worst Day Since Yesterday by Flogging Molly's album Swagger Listen Well I know, I miss more than hit With a face that was launched to sink An' I seldom feel, the bright relief It's been the Worst Day Since Yesterday If there's one thing I have said Is that the dreams I once had, now lay in bed As the four winds blow, my wits through the door It's been the Worst Day Since Yesterday Fallin' down to you sweet ground Where the flowers they bloom It's there I'll be found Hurry back to me, my wild Colleen It's been the Worst Day Since Yesterday Though these wounds have seen no wars Except for the scars I have ignored And this endless crutch, well it's never enough It's been the Worst Day Since Yesterday Hell says hello, well it's time to I should go To pastures green, that I've yet to see Hurry back to me, my wild Colleen It's been the Worst Day Since Yesterday __________________________________________________ Somehow this song really spoke to me.

look for the old movie version of the Fountainhead. It's old but it rocks. Gary Cooper kicks much ass as Howard Roark.

I have no idea what going on. Let's see if I follow: Somehow you screwed the pooch (made a mistake). You are a kid and I guarantee that it will happen again- probably not with the same pooch. We all screw that pooch sooner or later. Your Dad is angry about the pooch getting screwed. He should get over it. That pooch is a real slut. The rest of your family knows that you screwed the pooch and supports you. Apparently they know about the slutty pooch. Life is stressful and difficult because you screwed the slutty pooch that everyone else has screwed. My conclusions: Screwing the pooch happens to the best of us. I've even bought that bitch a ring. Your Dad has certainly screwed a few pooches in his time. Everybody has. Maybe he's suffering from selective amnesia. Nobody likes to remember screwing the pooch. Chances are that he'll remember his own pooch screwings and come around Remember well your family's support during your pooch screwing low and be there when one of them eventually screws the pooch. Life is always stressful and difficult so don't make it harder on yourself by hanging out with slutty pooches. Just know that there's all kind of pooch sluts out there just waiting. You'll want to think twice before you do something that's going to give you fleas next time. < Pooch Slut Does that help???

What do you think of Flash Forward Thursday nights on ABC? Based on a novel by Canadian Sci-Fi author Sawyer, it looks pretty good. So far the writing has avoided having cute kids, smart dogs and dumb robots so it appears to be better than average. You can watch it on ABC site or on Hulu

Wow- that is really gay You feeling all right?

Been there, done that, burned the t-shirt. Not to do what I've done which involved a lot of drinking, fighting, bad hook-up sex and writing bad poetry. It's different for guys and girls. She's probably not going to want to go out, get drunk, fight and f*ck.

I could never do drag. My body would never ever be mistaken for female. The drag queens that most people object too are the guys that aren't shaped right to do it and just look scary. For guys that are shaped right and are cute enough to pull it off, I say go 4 it. Good luck with your family- just keep in mind that they don't need to know everything.

I don't know. I'm too old to have a "boyfriend", lover sounds entirely too gay and... the others sound so artificial.

never cared for them. food that is hunter's orange is... disquieting.

< Brains! _______________________________________ Disclaimer: I am kidding. I am not serious. If you are dumb ass enough to believe that swine flu vaccine will turn you into a brain eating zombie, in zombies, or that I might actually be serious or have an agenda outside of a having a few laughs, then you had better check your pulse and you are in no danger since zombies do in fact eat brains.

I had my flu shot. Now I have no pulse and a craving for yummy brains.

Anybody watch the Prisioner? Meh... another Lost-a-like. Nothing special so far.

I'm sure that you'll do fine. You clearly care about it and that makes all the difference.

I've known a lot of gay guys and I've heard a lot of bullshit about monogamy- usually a few minutes before mr. morals tries to get in my pants. I don't know WTF we think we're trying to prove by creating this fiction. Gay guys f**k. Woo hoo and thank god for it. I'd shoot myself if I had a fat assed old hag that I was supposed to be monogamous with. I don't want to be the guy that sits at home on his hands and gets HIV from his lover that been out getting ass-ploughed on the side. I've never met any "monogamous gay men" that weren't full of shit. I'm pretty sure that it is an urban legend.

My Mom and I are trading cats. She gets Boo, I get the brat. Problem solved but now I've got a cat that hates me.

Rambo was a kitten that my Mom adopted after a stray had a litter in her garage. He's a gray tabby and he got his name from his generally rambunctious nature. Rambo was an active kitten born this past April. He alternates from sweet angle to hideous demonic cat-beast almost instantly. Rambo is a biter and he likes to play rough. You had better pay attention to him or he'll eat you up. Sometimes he attacks your ankles. As a kitten on a vet visit he scratched a vet on the nose. I call him a vampire cat because he appears to like the taste of blood. Tonight he made my Mom fall (she's 82). She is OK but Rambo is about to be homeless. I'm afraid that this cat has to go. Is there such a thing as a hyper-active cat? Is there something like kitty Ritalin? He's not a mean cat but he plays all the time and he plays rough. Too rough to be around an 80 year old lady. I've gotten to where I can't stand the site of the little b****** and my Mom had to talk me out of taking the fuzzy little creep on a one way ride into the country. For some reason my Mom likes the cat and doesn't want to part with it but it bites and scratches her and I'm afraid that he'll make her fall and break a hip. Please: what can I do with this cat besides ring it's spoiled neck? ___________________ PS- I used to like cats but after a dose of this devil I never want to have one again.

Yup. We need an "after-glow" smiley that's having a post-game smoke.

Are they like... all trannies?

Dare I say it? If you knew me, you wouldn't ask. Of course I dare. People LIE. Everybody likes hook-ups. Quick, stress relieving sex with no strings is wonderful. It's like fast food. You can get it most anywhere and none of it is really good for you. Don't like hook-ups? LIAR, LIAR PANTS ON FIRE! Everybody likes hook-ups. They just don't like the hook-ups that they get.

If you were meant for one, then why are there so many flavors of ice cream?

Yesterday I had a Puerto Rican hottie in a sauna and a shrimp po-boy later... two meals fit for a king. :king:

Two gifts for guys that are always well received: money and porn. How well received depends on the audience of course. Grand-maw is in the room: O__o Just guys: See the difference?

I joined a gym about a month ago. My last gym went bankrupt and left me hanging with four months of dues. I know the owner and like the equipment so I have a lot more confidence. I haven't worked out regularly for a while so I decided to start with a lot of aerobic stuff. I didn't touch a weight for a couple of weeks. Every morning I first started I spent 45 minutes to an hour on a stationary bike. Once I got my stamina back, I cut the time on the bike down and have started in on the weights. The gym has Nautilus and Hammer-strength equipment and I can focus on a specific area and work out strong every day. I'm pleased with my progress. The lats are showing up and the abs are moving towards acceptable and away from abominable. People work out in shifts and its easy to tell the contenders from the pretenders. One of the people that works out on the same schedule as I do is a cute Puerto-Rican guy who looks 20 but is really thirty. We spot for each other and talk- he likes to have someone to talk to because it helps him with his English. I like talking to him because he's hotter than white phosphorus. When he came back from his last deployment, he came here to work with a friend in construction and I must say: he is well built. I'm tired tonight. Tomorrow after a HARD workout, it's off to the sauna.