JamesSavik

Week 2 The Mylanta Falcons are 1-1 and not looking good. The Steelers are 0-2 and lost to the Bengals. Hell is freezing over. The Brown Stains have already given up and traded away their best running back hoping for a second first round pick to pair up with their #1 overall. Jacksonville is valiantly fighting the Browns for that #1 pick overall. There are signs of life in Kansas City. Alex Smith is looking pretty darned good. The Patriots look awful but are still winning. The Saints are winning their close ones and playing better defense than they did all of last year. The Cowgirls are inconsistent again. HUGE surprise. The Bears are good as long as Cutler is healthy. The Giants are 0-2 and sinking fast. Seattle is looking large in the West. Frisco is not as dominate as they were last year... so far. The Cheese-Heads bounced back and throttled the very mortal looking Washington Dead-skins. At this point, 8 teams are undefeated. 15 teams are 1-1. 8 teams are 0-2. KC and the Eagles have already played. Rex Ryan is still employed.

Condescending Wonka know the score.

It is only polite to meow back.

Curved Space (the Graviton) can be thought of as a field, but these infinities are real! My readers got a little dose of this in my last chapter of Operation Hammerhead: sub-space manifolds, worm holes and dimension-less space.

Lab Notes Translated:

Remember the wisdom of the masters. The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. In the case of internet forums you must use wit and charm. Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. Bait your opponent into a carefully laid snare and he will lunge into it. If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle. Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt. All warfare is based on deception. All defeat is based in self-deception. Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting. When strong, avoid them. If of high morale, depress them. Seem humble to fill them with conceit. If at ease, exhaust them. If united, separate them. Attack their weaknesses. Emerge to their surprise. Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment — that which they cannot anticipate. Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near. When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard. One mark of a great soldier is that he fight on his own terms or fights not at all. If all that fails, you can post silly cat pictures and fart jokes.

I never like anything... but I liked that.

My formula for success: Collect silly cat pictures ==> Post silly cat pictures ==> Profit!

I'm not here to bash the Biebs. I just think it's really stupid to do yet another freaking Batman origin movie. For the love of God, we know the story already. Unless you do it nude or in body paint, what more could be offered? There are so many other worthy projects that would be much better instead. Oh heh. I will take the opportunity to crap on Ben Ass-slack

If the Dynamic Duo is cast Ben Ass-slack and Justin Bieber will they be known as the Crap Crusader and boy catamite?

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I'm not so sure that he's as much a massive tool as a multi-tool: he can be all sorts of tools all at once.

It's not the last taboo. There are others that polite company doesn't discuss very much.

Happy Birthday!

This cat is going to mess somebody up.

Chapter 14 - Pawn to Queen’s 4 Free Trader Argus Scorpius Sector Mason was stunned. He had given up any hope that he would ever see Marion Foster or any of his old friends. It was difficult for him to focus on Beck as he described the mission. Beck stated, “Jeff, what we plan to do on Parliament is to replicate your actions on Mars at New Vegas and Flynt-Town. The difference that is this time we will be stinking up the Assembly Building and causing a plague of O

Veterinary humor

I knew that pot of gold was irresistible. Perhaps Harry and Ron's kids adventures at the Warted Hogg?

Wild animals are what they are: WILD (unpredictable and quite capable of causing harm). It's not a good idea to try to make a pet of any wild animal except in very special and rare circumstances. In very, very RURAL circumstances with people who know what they are doing. I once knew a man with a pet bear. It was a big and gentle thing and quite playful. I scratched its back and he licked my face. It still broke four of his human pals ribs and it wasn't even being aggressive- just hugged him a little too hard. They were completely inseparable and lived together for many years.

The largest volcano that we know of. Show us a bigger one and you win the cookie.

Attention on Deck! A new chapter of Operation Hammerhead is imminent! Secure all stations and prepare for incoming! Chapter 14 Pawn to Queen's 4