JamesSavik

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I am hell on spammers but they don't let me knee cap them anymore.

Frogs legs are a southern delicacy and can be found all along the Gulf Coast from Florida to Texas.

I love frogs legs! It sounds scary but it's a lot like a cross between white breast meat of chicken and a drum-stick. Rat is not so good but a lot of it is perception. Once it is skinned and roasted, you are hard pressed to distinguish it from squirrel. I had rat and several other... alternative menu items some years ago during survival school back in the old daze. DO NOT- I REPEAT- DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT POSSUM OR ARMADILLO UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Possum is WAY WORSE than rat and carry many diseases plus they play dead and have an evil bite that is highly infectious. Armadillos carry the bacteria that cause Hanson's disease (leprosy). Of course rattus vulgaris can carry many diseases, you're probably not eating one because you have a big selection.

I can see me in him.

why do the good die young? and the obnoxious and useless linger for decades like a bad rash? why does one guy walk away from the plane crash or the train wreck without a scratch? why does that guy wonder WTF for the rest of his life? why are we supposed to honor other peoples cultures when they spit on your own? why do they tell you to do unto others as you would have them do unto you when you feel like you are being done to death? why are all the cool games being made for game consoles and not for PCs? why are people so god damned dumb and think they are so f**king smart? if people are so smart, why do they close the store when the computers are down? why are people scared shitless of the flu and don't seem to care about HIV? why is it a misdemonor and a ticket for an ounce of weed in some states and a felony in others? why do guys in the bar tell you that they have a lover and you see them in the parking lot doing everybody? if hot strippers make money taking their clothes off, wouldn't ugly people be paid to put their clothes on?

my love usually splits when the credit cards are maxed out and runs off with the first lawyer or truck driver they can find

Depends on where I am and what I'm craving. For BBQ: the beef plate at Old Timers BBQ in Richland, MS Absolute best BBQ I've ever had in a place by the highway where all the truckers and cops eat. For Mexican: enchiladas suizas at Cozumel's in Clinton, MS Great food can be had for fast-food prices. For seafood: Gumbo and more at Don's Seafood in Picayune, MS Best Gumbo EVER. Sal & Phil's in Ridgeland, MS Shrimp, crabs, scallops and For Italian: lasagna, maticotti at Amerigo's in North Jackson Take me to dinner here, you'll get laid for sure.

Dude- You need to study the wisdom of George Carlin before you blow a gasket. I took the liberty of... George Carlin Something else I'm getting tired of in this country is all this stupid talk I have to listen to about children. That's all you hear about anymore, children: "Help the children, save the children, protect the children." You know what I say? f**k the children! They're getting entirely too much attention. And I know what some of you are thinking: " Jesus, he's not going to attack children, is he?" Yes he is! He's going to attack children. And remember, this is Mr. Conductor talking; I know what I'm talking about. And I also know that all you boring single dads and working moms, who think you're such f**king heros, aren't gonna like this, but somebody's gotta tell you for your own good: your children are overrated and overvalued, and you've turned them into little cult objects. You have a child fetish, and it's not healthy. And don't give me all that weak shit, "Well, I love my children." f**k you! Everybody loves their children; it doesn't make you special. : : : John Wayne Gacy loved his children. Yes, he did. That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is this constant, mindless yammering in the media, this neurotic fixation that suggests that somehow everything--everything--has to revolve around the lives of children. Ist's completely out of balance. Listen, there are a couple of things about kids you have to remember. First of all, they're not all cute. In fact, if you look at 'em real close, most of them are rather unpleasant looking. And a lot of them don't smell too good either. The little ones in particular seem to have a kind of urine and sour-milk combination that I don't care for at all. Stay with me on this folks, the sooner you face it the better off your going to be. Second, premise: not all chidren are smart and clever. Got that? Kids are like any other group of people: a few winners, a whole lot of losers! This country is filled with loser kids who simply...aren't...going anywhere! And there's nothing you can do about it, folks. Nothing! You can't save them all. You can't do it. You gotta let 'em go; you gotta cut 'em loose; you gotta stop over-protecting them, because your making 'em too soft. Today's kids are way too soft. : : : For one thing, there's too much emphasis on safety and safety equipment: childproof medicine bottles, fireproof pajamas, child restraints, car seats. And helmets! Bicycle, baseball, skateboard, scooter helmets. Kids have to wear helmets now for everything but jerking off. Grown-ups have taken all the fun out of being a kid. : : : What's happened is, these baby boomers, these soft, fruity baby boomers, have raised an entire generation of soft, fruity kids who aren't even allowed hazardous toys, for Chrissakes! What ever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest? The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own. Simple stuff. Nature knows best! Another bunch of ignorant bullshit about your children: school uniforms. Bad theory! The idea that if kids wear uniforms to school, it helps keep order. Hey! Don't these schools do enough damage makin' all these children think alike? Now they're gonna get 'em to look alike, too? : : : And it's not even a new idea; I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand, because the narration was in German! But the uniforms looked beautiful. And the children did everything they were told and never questioned authority. Gee, I wonder why someone would want to put our children in uniforms. Can't imagine. And one more item about children: this superstitous nonsense of blaming tobacco companies for kids who smoke. Listem! Kids don't smoke because a camel in sunglasses tells them to. They smoke for the same reasons adults do, because it's an enjoyable activity that relieves anxiety and depression. And you'd be anxious and depressed too if you had to put up with these pathetic, insecure, yuppie parents who enroll you in college before you've figured out which side of the playpen smells the worst and then fill you with Ritalin to get you in a mood they approve of, and drag you all over town in search of empty, meaningless structure: Little League, Cub Scouts, swimming, soccer, karate, piano, bagpipes, watercolors, witchcraft, glass blowing, and dildo practice. It's absurd. : : : They even have "play dates", for Christ sake! Playing is now done by appointment! But it's true. A lot of these striving, and parents are burning their kids out on structure. I think what every child needs and ought to have every day is two hours of daydreaming. Plain old daydreaming. Turn off the internet, the CD-ROMS, and the computer games and let them stare at a tree for a couple of hours. Every now and then they actually come up with one of their own ideas. You want to know how to help your kids? Leave them the f**k alone.

If I gave you advice on social ethics, you would surely fail... and probably be evaluated by homo-land security.

I always thought that slash fiction == fan fiction and avoided it like herpes.

Have you seen the commercial for Safelite auto glass repairs? Sleazy pitch man says: our special resin will fix you right up in 30 minutes... EWWWWW! Get away from me with your special resin weird guy. (That'll cost you 50 bucks like everybody else.) Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

WOW that sounds like fun. Reminds me of the old days where we would have "pasture parties" way out in the country. We would plan a big ass party out in the country far away from where people might complain or call the cops- usually out at someones summer place or hunting land. We would even have live bands. They could get to be pretty big- the largest I ever attended had almost a thousand people. We would bring kegs, food, tents- and set it all up in advance. Then the party could last all weekend. To see one of these in action, one appears in the movie Dazed and Confused. We did a lot of stuff like this. One of the biggest was held on the night of our Prom that was billed as a "drug and alcohol free" event. It was also free of attendees.

EEEKK! I've been elected!? Where is my cash? Where are my pants? Who wore bikinis? When do I get to interview hot college guys, err, I mean interns? I don't/won't speak for the community. I encourage self-reliance. I will endeavor not to be a douche-bag. Do I get my own paparazzi? Can I reserve a cute red-headed one?

I only ask two things of gay celebs: -don't be a douche bag -no one elected you, DON'T SPEAK FOR THE COMMUNITY

Alien and Aliens back to back. This new stuff: sparklely vampires??? WTF? What's next? Werewolves with manicures? Slay the abomination!

No. Where would I put my cellphone, mini-mag-lite, leatherman multi-tool, wallet, keys and Swiss Army Knife?

Good drama comes from extreme events and what could be more extreme than something that breaks or shatters that thin veneer that we call "civilization"? What is released when that is destroyed? What happens in the twilight of our world? Is it the birth agony of a new world or the death rattle of the old?

Rock & roll in the Kingdom by the Sea.

Four Win Teams: Vikings- Looked strong against divisional rival Green Bay. Play the Lambs week 5 and then have the Ravens. Broncos- Will have to continue to play well because they have the Pats, Chargers and Ravens over the next three weeks. Colts- Have the Titans, Lambs and 49ers over the next 3 weeks and may have a legit shot at coasting to 7-0. Giants- Play the Raiders and get the Saints in week 6. Saints- The Saints won with something that they aren't known for: defense. In fact, their defense outscored their offense against the Jets. They are off week 5 but have the Giants in week 6. 3-1 Teams The Pats- showed guts and grit against the Ravens. Have the Broncos coming up. Da Bears- Broke the Lions winning streak at one. Will have to step up their game with the Falcons and the Bengals over the next two weeks. The Jets- The Saints blitz exposed Sanchez and he can expect to see every possible blitz package over the next few weeks. But with the Dolphins, Bills and Raiders will it really matter? 49ers- The Niners are playing better ball than they have in a very long time but they've got the Falcons, Texans and Colts over the next three weeks. We'll have a better idea how much improved that they are. Bengals- Are a much improved team but we'll see how much after they play the Ravens, Texans and Bears over the next three weeks. Ravens- Are looking good so far but they have the Bengals, Vikings and Broncos and all three are playing well. The Rest Jags- Have the Seahawks, Lambs and Titans and their fortunes are looking up. Steelers- easily handled the Chargers and have the Lions, Stains and Vikings coming up. Cowboys- I don't like Philips or Romo but the Cowboys benefit with a soft schedule with the Cheifs, Falcons and Seahawks coming up. This may give them a chance to put some things in order before they get to their divisional opponents. Chargers- Play old rivals Broncos, Cheifs and Raiders over the next three weeks. They are simply too inconsistent to call. Maybe they'll go 2-1. Texans- A surprise team flirting with respectability, expect the Texans to fall apart in October: they've got the Cards, Bengals and 49ers over the next three weeks and don't have the horses to handle handle any of them. Games of the Week ____________________ Patriots-Broncos Easily the best game of the week. [Pats] Falcons-49ers A good game to see two much improved teams show what they've got. [49ers] Bengals-Ravens The Bengals have come a long way. We'll see how far in how well they do against the Ravens. [Ravens] Jets-Dolphins Unless the Dolphins are in complete disarray, they'll play the Jets close. [Jets] Other Games These should be easy wins for the favorite but who knows? Some of the favorites are playing very inconsistent ball. Cowboys-Cheifs Redskins-Panthers Vikings-Rams Steelers-Lions Raiders-Giants Bucs-Eagles Browns-Bills Jags-Seahawks Texans-Cards Week 4 Picks Ravens-Pats Ravens Saints-Jets Saints (at home) Cowboys-Broncos Broncos (at home) Chargers-Steelers Steelers Packers-Vikings Vikes 4 for 5!

Civilization has fallen and it can't get up... Write a short story, novella or novel in the post-apocalyptic genre. No zombies allowed- that crap has been done to death. You may or may not tell us what happened to the world. What will the end look like? Show us your nightmares. Hosting and time limits TBA given interest in the project. "Damn. So much for a weekend in the city..."

The Vikings (3-0) are a strong team on both sides of the ball. Their running game may be the most powerful in the NFC. The Pack (2-1) still have a lot of question marks. The worst one is their run defense. Adrian Peterson will answer that question one way or another tonight.

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I watched the opening episode of SGU again and noticed some things. The first episode was named "AIR". BSG's 2nd episode, 1st season was named "Water". Dr. Rush has lost a wife or something- he's crying over her picture. The stargate on Icarus Base had a ninth chevron and would not connect to earth. That is why the ship was there in the first place. I suspect that Dr. Rush knew about the ancient ship. He seems to have a good grasp of the ancient language and knew how to "tell" the ship that they were in trouble and what they needed. The fat kid/video gamer needs to die horribly.