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  1. JamesSavik
    I have. Driving home after work one night in the early eighties, I got a lot closer to one than I cared for, and hid from it under a bridge. There was debris and trees down, but nobody got hurt. Never have I ever enjoyed a hurricane party[*]. (they last too long and leave a mess). _____________________________ * - a hurricane party is held by people during a hurricane. They ride it out in a sturdy building and drink a lot.
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    Me either. Some years ago, there was a spicy scandal here where that did happen. Never have I ever been to St. James in the Caribbean.
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    My idea of sartorial splendor is Levi 501's and Carhart shirts. If I must go formal, I might wear a Polo shirt with my 501 jeans.
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    If it weren't for Stupor Bowl Sunday, I'd give into my ursine tendencies and hibernate through this time of the year. Instead, I'll enjoy the feast.
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    Not in Canada, it's too cold, but the heat wave in Canada is French-Canadians, Sacré bleu! [Call me, Jean-Paul. ☎️] Never have I ever.... crap. It's getting harder to come up with something. Ah HAA! Never have I ever had anything to do with making pornography.
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    Oh, believe me, the utter cluelessness as to how to act in relationships can get so much worse than just screwing around. I had one who shocked me by marring a waman, and was then completely mystified as to why I wouldn't continue seeing him on the side, and was hurt and pissed about it. No one with any self-respect wants to be the side guy... except at a barbecue, where you make the coleslaw and French fries.
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    When you are a novelist, there are definite pros and cons. It helps to be obsessive-compulsive, lived a traumatic life, know a bunch of interesting people, and be more sensitive than is good for you. In short, it's the only occupation where mental issues are a big plus.
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    Salty
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    As long as Charlie doesn't handle it by locking himself in the basement, drinking a bottle of tequila and listening to Blue Monday on auto-repeat, he'll probably be OK. I don't recommend this method, as I got a surly letter from my liver's lawyer.
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    OK... this was as offensive as I could make it, since Robocallers are the butt of the joke. Proceed at your own risk. You've been warned.
  11. JamesSavik
    The Algorithms at various social media platforms are so sketchy and enigmatic, that they have become of interest to congress and civil libertarians.
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    Ron White is awesome.
  13. JamesSavik
    I saw this one this morning and thought it was too easy, and now there's a paucity of commentary.
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    @chris191070 Nope.
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    Po boy sandwich, fries and seafood gumbo. This is Cajun bliss for lunch.
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    When part of one of my stories took place in Australia, I checked in with a real Aussie for a reality check. He helped me get the dialogue right. I do a lot of research on any location I set my stories. I double that when I set a story outside the US, and try to be respectful of those locales and the people who live there. Especially the UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand because I genuinely like them. Aussies and Kiwis were here for us after Katrina. We haven't forgotten it.
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    I have. It's stunning when you put your foot in it at first, then you get numb. It was melted run-off from glaciers in Washington state. Never have I ever had sex in glacier run off. (I'm not sure if it would even be possible.)
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    debit
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    I have seen xeric recipes for camp food that will last for months. They've been around for centuries. You may have even heard of the hard tack Civil War soldiers lived on.
  20. JamesSavik
    Ummm... at what level? Elementary, middle, high skool, or uni? Never have I ever participated in an elementary skool orgy.
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    My Black Dog My black dog is such a bitch, At night, he causes my brain to glitch, Instead of sleep, I relive pain, Shut the fuck up, stupid brain. Why can you not just forget? Why do I have to relive this shit? Like a VCR or high-rez tape, Horror emerges, I cannot escape. PTSD? Situational depression? Useless talk in endless sessions. Occasionally, that mutt bites me hard, It makes me hurt and opens old scars. There ain’t an easy fix to be found, How can I rid myself of this flea-bitten hound?
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    My Black Dog

    JamesSavik posted new chapter in James Songbook

    My Black Dog My black dog is such a bitch, At night, he causes my brain to glitch, Instead of sleep, I relive pain, Shut the fuck up, stupid brain. Why can you not just forget? Why do I have to relive this shit? Like a VCR or high-rez tape, Horror emerges, I cannot escape. PTSD? Situational depression? Useless talk in endless sessions. Occasionally, that mutt bites me hard, It makes me hurt and opens old scars.
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    Oh this is fun!
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    Yeah! Fight da power!
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