JamesSavik

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Joker

Flatulence

My dad used to be an avid quail and dove hunter. One of the seasons always seemed to open on opening day of the fall football season. Many times my dad and I were hunting and listening to the Mississippi State Memphis State game on a portable radio while we hunted.

Cold wet weather is a persistent pain in my joints.

RUMP roast, LOL

Calzone

Frosty and Rudolf gettin frisky Christmas in Dallas.

Orthopedists.

How and why it got there is part of the narrative. Everybody has a flaw in the story. Big Jim was trying too hard to be cool when he let David know he wouldn't miss the Budweiser. The porn & pot was accidental. David had a moment when LJ discovered it. When David was putting his stuff together in the dark, he got the wrong DVD case. LJ was introduced to weed by his college - aged Uncle while he was stressed out when his father was being put back together. Rowdy has ADHD (hyperactivity). Those kids are attracted to weed, like sailors are attracted to hookers after a six-month deployment. It makes us feel normal without taking actual chemical drugs. Everybody has a flaw, but despite them, the good in the characters made for a happy ending for them all.

The name came from a mega-apartment block in the Judge Dredd mythos: Rowdy Yates Block. I had to wonder who it was named after, so I had some fun creating him. I knew, a little Rowdy when I was a kid. He was hyperactive as hell. I was about the only one who could take his energetic ways, and his mother was delighted for a chance to catch a break. If I were a good boy, she would make sausage manicotti. Hyperactive kids have a hard time. They exhaust parents, caregivers and friends, but OMG, they're so much fun. It's not always smart just to dose them with Ritalin or Adderall. I ended up knowing a bunch of them back in the day. Who would have guessed that so many of them loved to smoke weed? Anyone who has spent ten minutes with one of them.

My thanks to @Valkyrie, @Myr, @Cia, and @wildone.

I will commence building my annual bowl game nachos at about one in the afternoon tomorrow. Congrats to Georgia for slaying Florida State and Ole Miss for stomping Penn State. Resistance is Futile. The SEC will assimilate all good teams.

Boyfriends for Christmas Hating December and its cold, wet early nights, David King walked home after basketball practice. It wasn’t so far, just a pain. The sleet started about ten minutes into his forty-minute hike to make it just perfect. It was a Wednesday night, and Christmas Break started Friday if he could avoid becoming an icicle. As he hiked, he was resentful of the cars passing him by. Jerks. David considered his dilemma to keep his mind off the col

In the South, ice storms are rare and messy. It's possible to lose power and heat for days at a time. They are also a great excuse for parties, if you've got power and heat. This story is inspired by a big ice storm that hit Memphis, Germantown and Collierville some years ago.

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werewolf

dinosaurs

From a newsletter, I surveil - the American Family Association (AFA) who run pray-away-the-gay-camps. It's good to know he died badly after running his mouth about AIDS for decades. Yes, we have enemies, and this turd was high on the shit list.

Remember Tim Allen on Home Improvement’s favorite meal? He called it his wife’s Wurst meal: bratwurst, liverwurst and some other wurst.

1888: Back then, they tried to marry off the kids and get them working as soon as possible. Middle school aged marriages were a real thing. The protagonist got Marty as a bonus to be a hunting and fishing buddy. 😉 1988: If you were there, you remember what a nightmare it was to be gay at that moment in history. Our friends were dropping dead, and the drugs just weren't there yet. Many words have been written, and a lot haven't. It's difficult for many of us to even think of it, much less write about it.

Resolutions Over Time 1888: This year, I'm going to get that damned boulder out of the corn field. I will clear that line of stumps with dynamite if necessary to expand our vegetable garden. I want to get three deer for the pot this year. Brother Thomas wants me to marry his granddaughter Monica. She's just fourteen, but she's cute, and I'll get her twin brother Marty as a brother-in-law who isn't a putz. Winning. 1988: This is the year I connect

Resolutions Over Time 1888: This year, I'm going to get that damned boulder out of the corn field. I will clear that line of stumps with dynamite if necessary to expand our vegetable garden. I want to get three deer for the pot this year. Brother Thomas wants me to marry his granddaughter Monica. She's just fourteen, but she's cute, and I'll get her twin brother Marty as a brother-in-law who isn't a putz. Winning. 1988: This is the year I connect to the... what do they call it? The Internet. All of these AOL CDs have got to be good for something besides froggie Frisbee. Speaking of CDs, I think I'll buy a CD player this year, finally. They sound good, and my Technics receiver has a channel for it. Gym three times a week? We'll see if that lasts into February. Seek therapy about the thing. Hell, you can't even type it. OK, time for self-administered tough love. You are scared shitless about AIDS, and it's making you a nervous wreck. This goes into the category of prerequisite to have a life. Celibacy is for nuns. 2088: I'm going to try out for the Europa colony. I think I have what it takes. If EcoScam... err, I mean EcoScrub keeps fucking with my hours, I will send a resume to my frat bro Ozzie from Perth and see if I can get on with DownUnderCorp. If things keep going well with Hunter, I'll give him a ring and a big party in June. Living under Corporate Socialism sucks raw balls. Seeing the clueless corporate big wigs living high, and us peons in the shitter is making plenty of people furious. Unless things improve, I just might join the Resistance.

That is, believe it or not, Fort Massachusetts. Fort Massachusetts was built after the War of 1812 by the fledgling US War Department to protect shipping routes. It was abandoned by the Confederates early in the Civil War, as it was impossible to resupply in the face of Union Naval supremacy. It was occupied by Federal forces and used as a staging base for operations. The National Park service owns it now and tour boats out of Biloxi bring out tourists daily depending on the season and weather.