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JamesSavik

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  1. Dat's what this thread is for. Please share them so we can enjoy. Here. I'll start.
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    Chapter 1

    Note: this incident happened ~1969-70. It pre-dated the book by John Irving The World According to Garp. Bonkers wasn't a homage to the dog villain in that book that bit off a part of Garp's ear.
  3. Yikes. I know people do, but why? OK, there was that cooler at my old job, but only that eighty times. 😜 Never have I ever had sex in sleet.
  4. There is a school bus stop near my house where kids palaver so salaciously, I sometimes wonder if the voiceover part is being recorded for South Park.
  5. It appears that nowadays, there is always an algorithm to be served. I've noticed that many people react to CHAPTERS. If you like a story, please remember to react to it on the STORY TITLE PAGE. Those are the reactions that people see when they are looking for something to read. Scores of CHAPTER likes don't mean as much as a reaction to the STORY TITLE PAGE. This is something that's easy to overlook, but important to show others that it is a worthy read.
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    Chapter 1

    Even among the BRATs [Born, Raised And Transferred] there's always been a lively rivalry.
  7. JamesSavik

    Chapter 1

    Ummm... I think I was seven when this happened.
  8. JamesSavik

    Chapter 1

    Bonkers I, Jimmy, your humble narrator, was seven, and my best friend Scotty was six. We were getting old enough for our parents to let us roam in our neighborhood a little. Our neighborhood was cool because it was rural and surrounded by woods. The usual subdivision roads and utilities had been built, but only about a quarter of the lots had houses. That meant three-quarters of the lots were vacant, giving us plenty of room to play, plus there were the woods to expl
  9. With my cats, that would be a death wish. 😾 Never have I ever farted audibly in church. [SDB might be a different story ]
  10. No watersports for me but, there was a time my friends told me I seemed to like being Pissed Off. Never have I been a sadist.
  11. When I use authentic Southern dialect, most AIs despair and say, "No hablo". Then I tell it, "What we have here is a failure to communicate..." Some AIs, you just can't reach.
  12. Putting Southern parlance into your writing is tricky. If it's authentic, to non-Southern speakers it might be incomprehensible. If you use a more regional dialect, like Acadian/Cajun, it can be as incomprehensible as Swahili. Maybe, it's like Brylcream and just a dab will do.
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    Bonkers

    Two fearful boys meet an outstanding dog. Dedicated to all the dogs out there who are sometimes smarter than their boys.
  14. Neither have I. Never have I ever eaten anyone's liver. (Not even with fava beans and Chianti.)
  15. When you have six cats, if you are lazy or forget to change the cat box on time, they can really REEK!
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    Charlie-Mike

    It's dangerous to read stuff by a science nerd like me. 😄
  17. Oy! Pluvial rains are bad enough in warm weather. Add freezing temperatures and it just makes it perfect.
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    Chance

    Jeff Mason is an iota series who was on Mars and started the New People. He got busted, the group was split up, and he ended up on Evergreen. Jeff Holloway is a Tornado pilot with the fleet. Rivers is his superior, and has become friends with Sokolsky - they're all thetas.
  19. Me either. I've never stabbed a friend in the foot with a throwing knife playing chicken. (but my friend did. 🙄 )
  20. With the cold biting, the cats are sure getting buddy-buddy. This is a rare picture of my oldest Rambo (right) sharing my lap with his pesky little brother Tigger (left) with no cat cussing at all.
  21. A whole county that Juts...
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    Charlie-Mike

    We're in act 4. We're about to arrive at the Republic of Pacifica for a congress of tech geeks who will play with very shiny alien toys. The current alien menace is done, but popping a big assed EMP in hyperspace might have been noticed by others far away.
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