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Sixteen-year-old Richard plans to come out to his parents - as he's in love with his best friend Nicholas - but his parents have a shocking surprise of their own. When he turns to Nicholas for support, it turns out Nicholas has a surprise for Richard too...

I originally put this story on here around 7 years ago but I have made a lot of updates to it, so decided to republish. Enjoy!

Capybara commander Barnaby, Leo, and Sam save a Victorian flat from a catastrophic temporal board anomaly.

When a family vacation to a Caribbean resort is interrupted by a cambion toddler with separation anxiety, a celestial custody battle, and an illegal supernatural labor union, chaos ensues. Charlie just wanted margaritas and sunburn—instead, he's juggling his demonic baby, angels with issues, and his father's inexplicable luck. With Simon at his side and a gremlin strike threatening to dismantle the resort, this is one holiday that proves family isn't about blood—it's about who shows up when the hellfire hits the fan.

A sharp-tongued barista finds himself caught between two very different men: an intense mafia hitman and a clumsy, sweet beat cop. Sometimes dating is murder.

(A complete series in three installments.)

A spoiled princess, a dragon with zero patience, and a sorcerer who just wants to read his gardening books in peace—it's a classic fairy tale setup. Until a handsome knight storms the tower, ready to fight for true love. The princess has her bags packed, the dragon is rolling his eyes, and absolutely no one is prepared for what happens next.

What happens when you have no idea you're being stalked. Why don't we find out?

When a straight guy accidentally comes out as gay at work, the sudden attention is too good to lose. To keep the act going, he asks his straight-passing best bro to pose as his boyfriend for the company gala. It’s a foolproof plan that can’t go wrong—until it does.

A complete story in three parts.

(Spoilers if you haven't played the Dispatch video game, specifically Episode 5 and on)

Robert and Flambae (Chad) begin spiraling toward a collision of past and present. Drowning the day in whiskey and smoke, their professional facade crumbles, revealing a dangerous attraction - only further complicated by Robert's hidden identity.

The French Revolutionary War is finally coming to a conclusion, and after eight years of conflict, George Granger is going to have to adapt to a world at peace. While the conflict with France may be at an end, George has his own challenges to face. He has returned home to find himself richer, but estranged from his wife. His best friend and lover, Francis Calvert, has been wounded in the Caribbean and has not yet returned to England. Join George as he navigates this fraught era, which may be even more dangerous than when England at France were at war.

Bailey is a ride-or-die bro, ready to spot his best friend Jess through anything. When he thinks Jess might be gay, Bailey steps up to support him, whatever it takes. A tale of hard bodies and best intentions.