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Colorado State Patrol - 4. Bad Mood

The Trooper & The Trucker

“Fuck! Where the hell did he come from?” The flashing blue lights behind me are the last thing I need right now. With the ex trying to squeeze me for more money, and the boss sending me on this run through Colorado, I’m already in a foul mood.

“Chill Mack, it’s probably just a random check; roads are empty and the guy must be bored.” That’s me, Mack Peterbilt, talking to myself while working my way down through the gears of my rig, looking for a good spot to pull over on the side of the road.

“Okay, relax, be friendly, and be polite. May as well get it over with and see what the damn trooper wants.” I grab all my docs from the passenger seat and step down from the cab, ready to get this over with and be back on the road as soon as I can.

“Damn! That’s one hot cop.” Down trucker boy. The last thing you need is to be arrested for propositioning a state trooper.

 

“Damn! That’s one hot trucker.” Down trooper boy. The last thing you need is to be disciplined for propositioning a stopped motorist.

“Good morning, sir. I’m glad to see you have your documentation out and readily available.” Wish he had something else out and readily available instead of the pouch of documents he’s holding. If his other pouch isn’t just as stuffed, my name’s not Drew Espinosa.

“We’re conducting random stops searching for undocumented immigrants. Colorado has seen a surge of big rigs like yours being used for smuggling.” Speaking of big rigs, I think his jeans are getting a little tighter around the crotch.

“If you’d be so kind as to open the trailer, I’d like to take a quick look at your cargo.” Trucker stud plays for my team! He just looked me up and down and licked his lips. I’m gonna be performing an all-night inspection of his sleeping quarters. There went my foul mood.

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Hmmm...
What do we have here?
I know, it must be another episode of Randy Meets Randy

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Carlos Hazday
On 07/10/2015 09:07 AM, Reader1810 said:

Hmmm...

What do we have here?

I know, it must be another episode of Randy Meets Randy

LOL

 

I pulled the first 3 installments out of the prompts collection and combined them under their own title.

 

Yes there's a new adventure included. In the future, I'm not restricting them to Prompt responses so they may pop up whenever they happen.

 

There's a trucker in the new one :D

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Carlos Hazday
On 07/10/2015 09:42 AM, Bucket1 said:

Building a nice little collection now :P

LOL

 

I needed something to balance out Autumn. Response to that has been nice and that just puts more pressure to do a good job on it! Really enjoying writing CJ but writing Drew lets me be silly :P

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DynoReads

with Mac and Peterbuilt mentioned I'm surprised you didn't use the last obvious trucker pun. The one of the largest manufacturers of diesel engines for big rigs is Cummins.

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Carlos Hazday
On 07/10/2015 09:55 AM, Ashi said:

LOL. Another Drew story.... Down, trooper boy... down!

LOL... I don't know where our boy gets his energy!

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Carlos Hazday
On 07/10/2015 10:09 AM, DynoReads said:

with Mac and Peterbuilt mentioned I'm surprised you didn't use the last obvious trucker pun. The one of the largest manufacturers of diesel engines for big rigs is Cummins.

That one I avoided on purpose, Freightliner I also thought about but had no use for.

 

I wasn't sure anyone would pick up on the name anyway!

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Timothy M.

LOL, they were both in a foul mood, but a hot hunk cured them. When I read this line 'If you’d be so kind to open the trailer, I’d like to take a quick look at your cargo.' my dirty mind immediately translated it into
If you’d be so kind to open your trousers, I’d like to take a quick look at your package.
Followed by a long lick and a closer investigation. :P:*)

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Carlos Hazday
On 07/10/2015 06:46 PM, Timothy M. said:

LOL, they were both in a foul mood, but a hot hunk cured them. When I read this line 'If you’d be so kind to open the trailer, I’d like to take a quick look at your cargo.' my dirty mind immediately translated it into

If you’d be so kind to open your trousers, I’d like to take a quick look at your package.

Followed by a long lick and a closer investigation. :P:*)

:rofl:

 

Trust me, the line about opening up the back of the trailer had me itching to write a bunch of follow-ups. In the end i settled for the visual symmetry on the page. I liked the mirror image of the troopers section mirroring the trucker's on top of his.

 

And no, there's no hidden meaning in the fact the trucker's on top of the page and the trooper's at the bottom :D

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Miles Long

Isn't it grand when two people can turn things around for one another!?! Thanks for the fun chapter.

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Carlos Hazday
On 07/18/2015 12:14 PM, Miles Long said:

Isn't it grand when two people can turn things around for one another!?! Thanks for the fun chapter.

LOL... a little TLC can go a long way!

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