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Post-Humorously - 31. Chapter 31

Ivory husks are used to make jewels.

Dessertification.

You can't fill the glass after it’s completely filled.

Actors are a flack face.

Avoid being a chicanery.

Lots of men chase after the most beautiful girls, and lots of women are crazy about the most beautiful jewelry.

Foreyesight.

The rise of photoshop software created more miracles than Jesus himself.

Students majoring in Muslin.

Words that were blurred in my ears.

Edison’s discovery of Bulb.

He was marked with blasphemy by the pope.

Surgery was done by ancient surgers.

Circumstanteouly

Augmented rationality arises only at a time of desperation.

Bringing knowledge to the once benighted.

It is much easier to become a hero while you are still alive than when you are no longer living.

Evolutionized

Teachers are underpain.

Justificable

Leaders work aimlessly for others.

They do not have air accordions, so their rooms are always hot.

copyright 2018 by Richard Eisbrouch
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They do not have air accordions, so their rooms are always hot.

 

And I thought accordions were full of hot air... thanks for this installment. 

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"Ah men" could, of course, be taken as praise for their ingenuity.  Or maybe you meant it that way.

 

And I never actually thought about the temperature of air in accordions.

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