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C S R Discussion Day: Holiday Short Stories


Wow, we've come to the end of the year and the final CSR of 2015. This month I featured 4 holiday short stories of all different types for readers to enjoy. Since we have 4 authors to feature, I did something a little different. Enjoy their take on these questions and their fun little micro flash giving you another taste of their stories. Don't forget to leave your thoughts and reviews!

HOLIDAY SHORT STORIES


Mann Rambling with Rudolph's Tijuana Christmas

 

Do you have a favorite holiday tradition or memory?
Every Christmas Eve after I get off work (I do retail, pity me now...) my partner and I setup a table full of finger foods that require minimal or no cooking such as: shrimp cocktail, flatbread pizza, fruit, crackers and cheese, and anything else we can think of. Then we start a fire in the fireplace and dim the lights while we drink cocktails, eat until we burst, and watch the marathon of A Christmas Story on TNT. 24 hours! Booyah, baby! On Christmas morning we open gifts with mimosas in hand and have a breakfast of fresh fruit and sweet danishes from the deli. That's pretty much all I need.

 

What’s your favorite holiday story? (folk, fairytale, play, fiction, etc…)
The movie A Christmas Story came out when I was a kid in 1981(?) and it's always held a special place in my heart. The fact it's a stock broadcast on Christmas (see previous question) only reinforces its dominance for me over all the stop motion Christmas specials I remember as a child. Which I absolutely loved, by the way.

 

What inspired your story?
My cousin Ken, who was my age and we grew up together, used to torment the younger kids about how Santa crashed during his test runs and there wouldn't be any gift for Christmas morning. (We were awful as kids. LOL) He was also the first person to make jaded comments about Rudolph's less than ideal growing up conditions. The “Santa, get a f*cking flashlight” line was all his. I give him full credit even if he never gets around to reading it.

 

Micro-flash update: Can you share where your character(s) are this year for the Christmas season in 100 words or less?
Santa and Rudolph have made a killing selling a new line of brandy flavored candy canes to the kids on the naughty list after peppermint was banned from the workshop. The profits allowed them to retire during the off-season and leave the continuing production to the elves. Mrs. Claus has taken her new stage act to Vegas, making insane amounts of money in spite of her not needing a job after becoming the majority share holder of Amazon. Let's put that on a snowglobe.

 

Valkyrie with Penguin's Christmas Gift

 

Do you have a favorite holiday tradition or memory?
When I was ten years old, my parents offered me a choice for Christmas. I could start taking riding lessons, or I could get my usual slew of presents. If I chose riding lessons, it meant that I wouldn’t have any presents on Christmas. It was a no-brainer for this horse-crazy young girl…I chose the riding lessons. On Christmas day, I went downstairs fully expecting to not receive any presents, other than my stocking. To my surprise, I had three presents waiting for me! A model horse, a pair of jeans, and a shirt. I was thrilled! I still have that horse, and little did they know that those riding lessons would be the spark for my first career.

 

What’s your favorite holiday story? (folk, fairytale, play, fiction, etc…)
This is a tough one. I like a lot of holiday stories. I would say my favorite from when I was a child was Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey. I’m also partial to the Little Drummer Boy.

 

What inspired your story?
Penguin’s Christmas Gift was inspired by characters from my story Penguin. I’ve had a lot of requests for more about these characters, so this was my ‘thank-you’ to my readers last year.

 

Micro-flash update: Can you share where your character(s) are this year for the Christmas season in 100 words or less?
There’s a follow-up story called A Penguin Prompt that gives another glimpse into these guys. I think that Sean and Daniel are in a good place in their relationship, and may be ready for the next step. They have a nice kitty family now, so maybe it’s time that they expanded their human family…

 


Carlos Hazday with Muscle Bear Santa

 

Do you have a favorite holiday tradition or memory?
Christmas 1966 was the last one my family celebrated while still living in Cuba. It was years later I realized the meaning of what at the time had no significance: my mother is a very strong willed person. Communism had done away with official celebrations, but mom was obstinate. No such thing as Christmas trees around? No problem, let’s whitewash a dead tree limb, making it look like a snow covered tree, and decorate it. No toy store full of things to buy? No problem, send Dad to the docks, to do a little trading with Canadian sailors. Cuban cigars in exchange for some trinkets I can’t even remember. But I do remember getting a pack of minty chewing gum, something I’d never had before. The indomitable human spirit triumphed over ideology.

 

What’s your favorite holiday story?
I don’t really have one. Christmas isn’t a big deal for me, commercialism and silly countdowns spoiled it for me a while back.

 

What inspired your story?
A fraternity brother sent me a Christmas card a few years ago; the image of it served as inspiration. A muscular, bearded, hairy man; wearing a Santa Hat, red velvet briefs with a black belt, and black leather armbands; standing in front of a fireplace with a beautifully decorated Christmas tree to the side. The setting became Tony & Colt’s living room, and the model became Muscle Bear Santa.

 

Micro-flash update: Can you share where your character(s) are this year for the Christmas season in 100 words or less?
“ANTONIO! Get up!”

 

“Crap! What’s my mother doing at our place so early?” asked Tony, burrowing further under the covers.

 

“Cooking!” replied Colt, wrapping himself tighter around his boyfriend.

 

“How’d she get in? I haven’t given her a key.”

 

“My mom probably let her in. You know they were planning on getting together to cook a couple of things.”

 

“But at 8:00 a.m.? The meal’s catered anyway.”

 

“I know. I’m starting to think it wasn’t such a hot idea to invite my family to spend the Holidays with us in New York.”

 

“Next year we fly to Miami for Christmas.”

 

AC Benus with Katie's Sketchbook - Christmas at Famous-Barr 1976

 

Do you have a favorite holiday tradition or memory?
I have many memories floating around in my head, all images and smells of Christmases past – for example, I made brownies the other day and used Baker's brand chocolate. That's the kind my mom always used, so even just melting it and smelling its aroma put me back in her kitchen as a kid and making her favorite holiday cookie. She had me smash up a bag of cornflakes, then mix the crumbs with melted chocolate and some sugar. We'd spoon little mounds on a tray and wait (sorta…) until they cooled and hardened. As a kid I much preferred these to my mom's other favorite Christmas cookie – Bourbon Balls!

 

What’s your favorite holiday story? (folk, fairytale, play, fiction, etc…)
In my work, I often try to understand the 'why' of horrible situations; why is one made to suffer when others are vaunted. So this year I have been thinking of a Christmas tale that was talked about when I was a kid, but seems lesser-known today: The Little Match Girl, by Hans Christian Andersen. It's so sad, and yet so brave. It asks that question of why this little girl has to suffer abuse at home, and why she has to toil away instead of being allowed to be a kid. But, in that emotion of frustration from the reader, the author pulls out a set of visions that can take our breath away. It is such a compact story, yet so beautifully crafted and conceived of, it's a real inspiration as I think of how to temper my own holiday tales to withstand the changing whims of time.

 

What inspired your story?
When I was six years old, our 1st Grade teacher organized a class fieldtrip downtown to see the holiday displays, and visit the big department stores. It was a wonderful experience, and left me wide-eyed and loving the places we visited. (I've written a little more about the experience here.) After years of wanting to write something like the Christmas at Famous-Barr series, I sat down and mapped it out. I'm pleased to bring two of them to GA readers this year. By next Christmas, all eight should be complete and ready for posting.

 

Micro-flash update: Can you share where your character(s) are this year for the Christmas season in 100 words or less?
The door opened, and Katie's grandkids came running in around her. "Grandpa Sloan! Grandpa Richardson!" they screeched, climbing into the men's laps.

 

"Good to be home, Daddies," she said as she placed a kiss on each loving forehead.

 

"Welcome home, Katie. But did you have to bring the brat brigade with you?" Sloan immediately launched a tickle-assault against little sides, and everyone dissolved into heartfelt laughter.

 

Richardson smiled. "It's good to have you home, daughter. Merry Christmas."

 

"Merry Christmas Father, but where're Jay and Miles?"

 

Sloan's tone became sly, saying, "They went to check out the new chocolates at Bissinger's!"

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Timothy M.

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Den lille pige med svovlstikkerne (The little matchgirl) is perhaps the saddest of all HCA's stories. :,( Not at all suitable for kids, but then he actually wrote for adults...

Katie's grandkids ! Wow...

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Mann Ramblings

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Thank you so much for the feature! I love this list! :D

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Valkyrie

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Thanks for the feature, Cia!  I loved reading everyone's responses.  I have to echo what Mann said about "A Christmas Story".  I saw it for the first time in '86 and have loved it since.  I laugh every single time Ralphie's mother tells Randy to show her how the piggies eat.  :gikkle:  I swear I have most of it memorized.  LOL 

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Cia

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Ughs. No, no, no. I haaaate that movie and my brother-in-law had it the all day marathon TV channel on Christmas. Then we switched over to Christmas Vacation. What ever happened to people enjoying the claymations and cartoons? I adore those and Garfield's Christmas special was a holiday fav for me! I will definitely admit to being more of a traditionalist rather than big on the newer Christmas stuff.

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Carlos Hazday

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In case anyone has any questions, I'll be checking in here regularly for the rest of the day. I'm still pledging to make a donation of $1.00 to Feeding America, for every like and review Muscle Bear Santa accumulates through the end of today. :D

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Valkyrie

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Ughs. No, no, no. I haaaate that movie and my brother-in-law had it the all day marathon TV channel on Christmas. Then we switched over to Christmas Vacation. What ever happened to people enjoying the claymations and cartoons? I adore those and Garfield's Christmas special was a holiday fav for me! I will definitely admit to being more of a traditionalist rather than big on the newer Christmas stuff.

I'm a huge fan of the old claymations.  The story I referenced above- "Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey" is one of those.  It was a huge deal when I was a kid when those came on TV.  Another fave is "Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas". 

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Headstall

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Great feature, Cia. Thank you!! We watched 'Polar Express' this year... followed by 'Harry Potter'... at least one is a cartoon, sort of. :)

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AC Benus

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Thanks, Cia, for posting these and for organizing the whole shindig!

 

@Tim: There was a lot of HCA floating around when I was a small kid. Although most of it I did not know came from the same man, like I knew about The Little Match Girl because there was a TV version they played every year, and The Ugly Duckling was in many versions (books, TV, and so forth), and I even recall being moved deeply by a film we watched in our school's library. It was an animation short about a tin soldier with a broken-off leg seeing and falling in love with a ballerina. Because he could only see her from one angle as she pirouetted, he thought she too had only one leg. Omg, thinking back on it now, Andersen was a huge influence on how I think a good story should be constructed. (I believe this is the version of The Steadfast Tin Soldier that I saw as a kid – I remember the dramatic sewer scene and the rat who rescued him ;))

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Mikiesboy

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In case anyone has any questions, I'll be checking in here regularly for the rest of the day. I'm still pledging to make a donation of $1.00 to Feeding America, for every like and review Muscle Bear Santa accumulates through the end of today. :D

That's a cool thing to do Carlos.. I liked and reviewed it. Couldn't resist your charitable offer... 

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AC Benus

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@Mann: Your Christmas Eve tradition sounds awesome! So cozy, and finger food is the way to go.

 

I love A Christmas Story. I remember when it first came out, it was a flop in the theaters; thank God for youtube, for we can even pull up with ease what Siskel and Ebert had to say about the movie when it was brand new in 1983.

 

 

My best friend in high school was among the first wave of 'Cable TV Fanatics' who made A Christmas Story a hit. It seems the flop was being requested and played a lot on cable; I first saw it with him in his house, and he already knew most of the dialogue by heart. That is the origin of the current 24-hour marathon of playing the movie for the holidays. I also tried to get the DVD the first year it was out. 'Out' was what everybody in the stores told me. Everybody wanted to have their own copy that first year.

 

It was also wonderful to learn that Mrs. Claus (…or, is it now Ms. Claus…?) can give Ms. Céline Dion a run for her money on the Vegas Strip! It's a Christmas dream come true, lol.

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AC Benus

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@Valkyrie: Your Penguin is certainly a well-developed character. It's nice to see more and more, and get to know more and more about the human family too.

 

It's wonderful you mention Nestor, for it's such a heartbreaking story too. Like The Little Match Girl, it seems kids were not talked down to as much as they are today when we were young. Sure, Nestor's mom suffers, but her self-sacrifice to save her child is heartwarming too. They wouldn't do such a real story today for kids, and it's a shame (imo). But, that being said, they still do play Nestor every year, and I'm glad they do. It's a wonderful work.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8ieH6f4Tog

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Mikiesboy

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@Mann: Your Christmas Eve tradition sounds awesome! So cozy, and finger food is the way to go.

 

I love A Christmas Story. I remember when it first came out, it was a flop in the theaters; thank God for youtube, for we can even pull up with easy what Siskel and Ebert had to say about the movie when it was brand new in 1983.

 

My best friend in high school was among the first wave of 'Cable TV Fanatics' who made A Christmas Story a hit. It seems the flop was being requested and played a lot on cable; I first saw it with him in his house, and he already knew most of the dialogue by heart. That is the origin of the current 24-hour marathon of playing the movie for the holidays. I also tried to get the DVD the first year it was out. 'Out' was what everybody in the stores told me. Everybody wanted to have their own copy that first year.

 

It was also wonderful to learn that Mrs. Claus (…or, is it now Ms. Claus…?) can give Ms. Céline Dion a run for her money on the Vegas Strip! It's a Christmas dream come true, lol.

AC, I love this film as well.  I'm full of self pity because this year for one reason or another I have not see any Christmas films or shows.. thank god for GA and Christmas Stories or it would have been a very poor Christmas season indeed. 

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Carlos Hazday

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That's a cool thing to do Carlos.. I liked and reviewed it. Couldn't resist your charitable offer... 

I think helping others is the aspect of Christmas I do believe in wholeheartedly.  At a time of year when we turn into gluttons, and then complain about gaining weight,  supporting an organization trying to help feed those who are hungry seems the right thing to do.

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AC Benus

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@Carlos: You probably think I'm a sap already, so you won't be surprised to hear I think your 'minty gum' moment from Christmas 1966 is awesome. You paint such a vivid and loving picture of your mom and dad's efforts, and you do it in so few words. It's wonderful.

 

The picture you paint of your boys being in bed (wisely, and where they should stay) as their moms begin a day of cooking at eight in the morning is also vivid and great. I can just see them drawing up the sheets and both secretly knowing a memorable days awaits ;)  

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AC Benus

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@AC: Reading your reference to Jay and Miles slightly upset me this morning… I'm hoping, and knowing, ColumbusGuy will pull through his current health set-back like the champ that he is. I can't wait for all us to enjoy more of his boys.

 

Get well soon, CG! We all want you healthy, happy and back with us on GA.

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Carlos Hazday

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@Carlos: You probably think I'm a sap already, so you won't be surprised to hear I think your 'minty gum' moment from Christmas 1966 is awesome. You paint such a vivid and loving picture of your mom and dad's efforts, and you do it in so few words. It's wonderful.

 

The picture you paint of your boys being in bed (wisely, and where they should stay) as their moms begin a day of cooking at eight in the morning is also vivid and great. I can just see them drawing up the sheets and both secretly knowing a memorable days awaits ;)  

Being a sap has its time and place :P

 

My mother's best, and worst, attribute has always been her singleminded approach when she sets her mind to something. I seemed to have inherited the trait. It's been helpful in achieving goals, but it also caused plenty of friction between us 'cause I don't back down when I believe in something strongly enough.

 

As for Colt and Tony, the idea of a nice lady from Iowa joining forces with a New York Italian mother, to deal with their sons Christmas celebration is just too rich in my mind to ignore! Staying in bed sounds like the right thing to do.

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Slytherin

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@Valkyrie.. Will there be more stories of these guys ?? I Love Penguin and family :)

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Valkyrie

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@Valkyrie: Your Penguin is certainly a well-developed character. It's nice to see more and more, and get to know more and more about the human family too.

 

 

Thanks, AC.  I'm glad that so many people like them.  :)

 

@Slytherin - I'm sure that I will revisit these guys at some point, at least in another short or two.  Can't say when, though. lol 

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Mann Ramblings

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Ughs. No, no, no. I haaaate that movie and my brother-in-law had it the all day marathon TV channel on Christmas. Then we switched over to Christmas Vacation. What ever happened to people enjoying the claymations and cartoons? I adore those and Garfield's Christmas special was a holiday fav for me! I will definitely admit to being more of a traditionalist rather than big on the newer Christmas stuff.

 

Actually I LOVE the claymations. I'm way too much of a comic geek not to. For some reason, this movie sticks in my head. I'm not sure if it's the period setting, or the mini-stories within a story. I look forward to watching it one day a year.

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