... and I'm still laughing!

I just got home from work and Rich and I are eating dinner and I'm talking to my fourteen year old daughter and she tells me that her colorguard instructor told them all they should watch some movie she can't exactly remember the name of because it's FUNNY! After much nonsense, we figure out the movie is Pee Wee's Big Adventure...

This is what happened next:

Me: Didn't he go to jail?

Rich: In real life? Yeah...

Me: Tell her what for.

*insert uncomfortable pause*

Rich: Uhh, well... He was in an adult movie theater...

My daughter: Where they show pornos...

Rich: And he was touching himself...

My daughter: Masturbating...

Me: *pointedly not saying a thing cause this is going to be great*

Rich: STOP SAYING GROWN UP WORDS!

Me: ::hysterical laughter::

My daughter: Dad...

Rich: *pleading SOS look*

Me: She pretty much told you...