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2nd blog of the night


Bender

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So I'm on such a sugar/caffeine high right now that I had to add this.

 

I skipped dinner tonight because I felt like shit (read previous blog entry). About fifteen minutes ago I got REALLY hungry so I decided to sneak downstairs and steal some food real fast. Well, I get down there, and first off I must get myself a Dr. Pepper. So I get one. Then, I start digging through the frig, and I find these weird pepper things that look pretty good. So I eat one. They are hotter than jalapenos. It's a good thing I like spicy stuff (I am pretty hot, ya know :D ), because this thing was HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ok, so I rush to my Dr. Pepper to cool my tongue, but I'm still hungry so I look for the cherry pie. I find it. Last I remembered there were two pieces left, sic (which is Latin for thus) someone else must have eaten one because I just finished the pie. At least, I hope someone else ate one because that's a lot of pie. I might end up fat :blink: . Anyways, I was feeling exceedingly lazy so I just eat it straight from the pan. It was the best piece of pie that I've ever eaten. Probably because I was so hungry.

 

And then I was walking upstairs and I burped. Imagine this: Jalapenos, cherries, pure sugar, and caffeine on a sandwich. That was what the burp tasted like. I almost considered rushing to to the bathroom and making myself barf just to get the taste out of my mouth. It was gross.

 

Whatever, now I'm really hyper and need someone to bug. However, in a few minutes I will crash and maybe even start crying before promptly going to sleep.

 

Oh crap! It's happening! :wacko: Oh wait, that's just indigestion. Ouch.

 

-psychic psychopath

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Ouch...get yourself some Alka Seltzer...and I can hear you say "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" and burp and then plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is and it really does work..

 

feel better and is Jesse Hotty your hotty? hmmm..he calls you babe..can't wrong with that! winks:)

 

Michael

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