Checklist:

1. GA anthology stories downloaded Can't do it, hope there's wi-fi at the hotel

2. Alternative reading for long train ride, The Lost Bank- Check

3. Clothing appropriate for DC in the summer (I am not going nude, it'd make a bigger scene than the protesters in front of the Capitol and White House)- Check, Cargo shorts and shirts

4. Music for the ride- Check, just downloaded the new album by The Maine and The Fray + my other favorite bands

5. An emergency escape plan to get out of DC in case this is a set-up by some ultra-conservative gay conversion Church group- Check

Optional

1. Protection- Enough said

2. Toys- Nah, keeping them at home...Don't get your mind in the gutter guys, I mean my teddy bear

Well that's it