You are never too old for a birthday with games and cake and drinking games and ice cream and more games and more cake.

 

I love going to my cousin's kids birthday parties as they are still young enough to have the cake and ice cream.

 

I never plan to grow up.

 

And I hope you had a happy birthday

Aww. Happy Birthday. Trust me it only happens when you are single that it sort of gets forgotten. Usually your partner takes over where your parents leave off and the college excuses to go out for it end. Still hope you have time to enjoy your day. It is only early afternoon. Maybe someone will take you out for dinner.

You suck

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can come to my birthday next year. I'll show you how it's dunnn boiiiiii

Wow, that sucks.

Maybe you should treat yourself to something special.

You should at least get a birthday spanking

rather be a sucker than a f!

 

Anyway, something said by some great man or other to remember:

 

We don't stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.

 

 

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There's a wee cake for yooooo! xx