We often expect old people to be stuffy when it comes to humor, but today that stereotype was thrown out the window.

Now that I've graduated, my school has cut off my gym privileges so I've had to start going to a local gym around the corner. I go in the middle of the day, so its basically only old people and college kids there at that time. It was 95 degrees today and so humid you could feel the water in the air. It was miserable. Anyway, after I got done my workout I went into the locker room to grab my stuff, and there were two old guys (probably around 65-70) sitting on the bench by my locker. They were naked, of course, as nobody over the age of 50 seems to ever wear any clothes in a locker room. I think they do it on purpose to make all the younger people uncomfortable by letting them know whats going to happen to their in-shape bodies eventually. Anyway, back on track. So the two guy's conversation went something like this.

Old Guy #1: "It sure is hot out today. I gotta go put my air conditioning in."

Old Guy #2: "Sure is. It's hotter then Satan's asshole and stickier than a hooker's vagina out there today."

Old Guy #1: *with a straight face* "Sure is." End of conversation.

I was honestly questioning if I had heard that right. I looked over at the kid at the locker next to me (probably around 17-18) and he had the same look of "did he say what I think he said". When we both realized we had heard that right we burst into uncontrollable laughter for a good 20 seconds. The two old guys probably looked at us like we were crazy. The best part was that the guy who said it said it with a straight, serious face and the other guy hardly even reacted to it like it was completely ordinary.

Anyway, it made my day hearing that.