Santa Meltdown
Had to finish up some Christmas shopping, so the Kid and I hit the mall. Store after store and going to yet another store, she was a little irritated with me. She didn’t like anything I picked out for gifts and she was annoyed that I wasn’t taking it serious.
“Could you be any more embarrassing?” Kid mumbled under her breath.
……...........….Challenge Accepted……….........….
I waited until reaching the center of the packed mall, crowds of people waiting in line to see Santa when I start screaming, “Oh My God! It’s Santa!!! Look, it’s him! It’s really him!!” Now was a good time to start jumping up and down and squealing like a One Direction fan girl, “Santa!!!!!!!!”
Did I push it too far? Maybe when I shouted, “I can smell the gingerbread crumbs in his beard from here!!”
I turned towards the Kid and said, “Yep! I obviously CAN be more embarrassing!”
She stomped off in the opposite direction.
Going on 3 hours now and she hasn’t said a word to me!
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