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Santa Meltdown

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Had to finish up some Christmas shopping, so the Kid and I hit the mall. Store after store and going to yet another store, she was a little irritated with me. She didn’t like anything I picked out for gifts and she was annoyed that I wasn’t taking it serious.

 

“Could you be any more embarrassing?” Kid mumbled under her breath.

 

……...........….Challenge Accepted……….........….

 

I waited until reaching the center of the packed mall, crowds of people waiting in line to see Santa when I start screaming, “Oh My God! It’s Santa!!! Look, it’s him! It’s really him!!” Now was a good time to start jumping up and down and squealing like a One Direction fan girl, “Santa!!!!!!!!”

 

Did I push it too far? Maybe when I shouted, “I can smell the gingerbread crumbs in his beard from here!!”

 

I turned towards the Kid and said, “Yep! I obviously CAN be more embarrassing!” :devil:

 

She stomped off in the opposite direction.

 

Going on 3 hours now and she hasn’t said a word to me! :lmao:

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joann414

joann414 4,132

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Good Luck bad Muppet.  You might have a long holiday. LOL.  Seriously, I can so see you doing that.  Might be a good storyline. :P

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rustle

rustle 2,426

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The words Hot Mess come to mind.

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Slytherin

Slytherin 24,272

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You are evil, KC :lol: 

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craftingmom

craftingmom 14,076

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LOL.  Oh, that was sooo good. :D  I needed a good laugh this morning!  Thank you!

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Mann Ramblings

Mann Ramblings 23,004

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See, it worked. She's not mumbling things at you and being quiet! Good job! :D

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comicfan

comicfan 13,404

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OMG. They really did break the mold when you were born. :lol: I feel sorry for your daughter, but I'm sure she will forgive you, eventually.

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lovesickpuppy

lovesickpuppy 52

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She can move on with her life, but some things can never be forgiven. I hope this doesn't ruin anyone's xmas.

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Kitt

Kitt 46,153

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I think Wayne has the right word - eventually.  And I though I was the only one who did things like that!

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Daddydavek

Daddydavek 42,423

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You probably did take it too far.  Be prepared for a lump of coal in your stocking.

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K.C.

K.C. 6,408

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LOL-- well the kid is talking to me again.  I've raised her since she was 7 days old.  She's known me her entire life and I'm sure her sense of humor has developed because of it :P 

 

The kid can be quirky in her own right.  I'm sure other parents, looking in wouldn't want her as their kid, but I wouldn't trade her for the world!  She's told us, she is glad we're her parents.

 

:D

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