Good Morning, Afternoon, Evening and Night. Depending on where in the day you are when you read this. 🕰️

I looks like our shortest month of the year is almost over. Can I tell a joke that hopefully everyone sees the humour of it and don't fill up my inbox with hate mail Actually it was told to me by a friend in the field, so to speak  

So what month of the year do farmers complain the least amount about the weather?  

Okay, settle down out there  Would that fit into the category of a dad joke? Maybe this week I will ask you to tell me your best dad joke  

What do you call a guy out in the ocean bouncing up and down? Buoy  

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come

What do you call a guy about to tell the next joke? Randy  

What do you call a guy on his knees helping another guy out? Either, Neil or Bob  

If I at least made you crack a grin a little bit on any of the above, then my job is done. But on the other hand if Myr see's this and doesn't approve, my job will be done. Permanently 😮 

Shall we get onto the wrap up? Yes? Okay.

Monday, Cia was in a bit under the weather. Hope she is doing  fine  With this month's Signature Author Feature, it is a popular story  

A hop, skip and a jump to a Wednesday follow up, the Signature Author Excerpt. Hope this entices you to read or reread  

Thursday was a shout out to everyone to maybe dust off their poetry skills, or plan out to get ready for our Poetry Anthology.

Friday, Mr. Matthews decided to take us on a journey, with some prompts:

Saturday, Comicality helped us all out with another writing article:

3 days left!!!! Last week I was impressed where we were on our goals for February. Wonder where we are now? If you are curious like me, here is the answer:

Word, word, everywhere a word... sung to the tune of Signs by the Five Man Electric Band 

zymurgy, hobbish, zibeline, zephyr, zeal, zoology, zebu

It appears that the Words of the Day were more or less brought you by the letter Z!

Upcoming Writing Events 

Poetry Anthology - Exploration!  All Submissions due Saturday, April 1 - get the information here!

Secret Author Story Contest! All Submissions due Saturday, July 1

Leap of Faith Anthology! All Submissions due Sunday, October 1

And here is the look at the past weeks postings on all our Authors and Poets!

Recently Updated 'Premium' Stories

1. Inked by Carlos Hazday **Complete**

Recently Updated 'Signature Author' Stories

1. Translation Trashbin by AC Benus
2. Gap Year by Mark Arbour
3. Sakura, and Other Poems for Sunny by AC Benus **Complete**
4. The Best Year by Krista
5. Kiss Of An Angel by Comicality
6. Escaping Kherson, a novella by AC Benus
7. Ancalagon by Cia **Complete**
8. a Glass Floor Underfoot by AC Benus
9. GFD: Fanboys by Comicality
10. The Great Mirror of Same-Sex Love - Prose by AC Benus
11. New Kid In School by Comicality
12. Northern Exposure by Mark Arbour

Recently Updated 'Classic Author' Stories

1. Great Restorations by Libby Drew
2. Taking Off the Mask by Ronyx
3. Desperado by Dabeagle **Complete**

Recently Updated 'Author' Stories

1. Pig-Boy and The Insectorator by Biff Spork
2. The Root Beer Boys by gdaniel
3. Ash's Marriage Trigger by Thirdly
4. What Is True Love Anyway? by gdaniel  **Complete**
5. 593 Riverside Drive by RichEisbrouch
6. The Undertaker's Devil by Refugium
7. Chasing Rusty Parker by Laura S. Fox
8. Inherited by lomax61
9. Maddog & The Pope (Learning to fly on Broken Wings) by Georgie DHainaut **Complete**
10. ARROW by CLJobe
11. Coming Out by Tim Hobson
12. The Star in my Eye by James Carnarvon **Complete**
13. Hamilton Gode New Edition by Luca E
14. Rainbow Falls Chronicles by Ajbt2001
15. The Icebox by JujuTheDruid
16. Higher Education by WolfM
17. Double Your Age by Simon Iskander
18. Blueblood 5.1: Red Alert!! by R. Eric
19. Leave This Small Town by Simon Iskander

Read, Write, and REVIEW!!! (Don't forget to Recommend too!)