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Gay Club vs. Straight Club


Alright so I've finally been to both a gay and a straight club, and let me tell you that I had a hell of a lot more fun at the gay club than I did at the straight one. And not only because of the obvious, but because it was a lot more fun. For instance:

 

Straight Club: Some people dancing on the floor but most people just stand there and talk

Gay Club: Dance floor is packed and dancing is going on all around

 

Straight Club: People stay in their little group of friends and dont meet a lot of new people

Gay Club: Random people come up to you to say hi

 

Straight Club: Dress code is strict and it's not as comfortable

Gay Club: Dress code? The bartenders had on underwear... that's it

 

Straight Club: People just walk around you if their in your way

Gay Club: You get ass-grabbed or titty-poked :blink:

 

Straight Club: You grab a girl's boobs and it's offensive

Gay Club: You grab a girl's boobs and everyone laughs

 

Straight Club: People tend to ignore you if you're not part of their group

Gay Club: People are a lot nicer and smile... though they may be looking at your ass while they do it

 

Straight Club: Long lines... long wait... no fun

Gay Club: Not that long of a line... short wait... lots of fun

 

Straight Club: Fights and bouncers everywhere

Gay Club: I think the guys wearing only underwear could break up a cat-fight if one started

 

Anyways I'm going to stop there, but I had a lot of fun at the gay club. And yes, I actually danced!... or should I say "danced" because I sure as hell can't dance :unsure:

 

Joe

(Who thinks Lawrence likes playing with boobs a little too much... :P )

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C James

Posted

:lol:

 

That was great! And so true, too, from what I've heard from many people. I've been to a few clubs, but not recently, and come to think of it, the last time I was in a gay bar it was a Lesbian biker bar.. And I had a blast. :2thumbs:

 

Glad you had fun. I'll bet I know which one you'll be going back to. :)

Narcidius

Posted

Shut up. Boobs are fun.

 

I had TONS of fun too haha. Tell Tina she should hang out with us more often.

 

And wasn't Whitney awesome? Dancing was fun! I should've recorded you.

AFriendlyFace

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Hey Joe :)

 

While I agree with you on almost all counts,

Straight Club: Long lines... long wait... no fun

Gay Club: Not that long of a line... short wait... lots of fun

 

This has definitely not been my experience.

 

I've always dealt with much shorter lines at straight clubs, whereas at gay clubs I've often literally been standing in a line that was more than a block long.

 

I'm glad you haven't had to deal with the lines though :)

 

Take care and have an awesome day!

Kevin

Krista

Posted

Hey,

 

I'd rather go to the gay clubs here as well. The straight clubs here tend to be filled with older people and such and the music isn't half as good.. lol.

 

 

 

Krista

JSmith

Posted

Shut up. Boobs are fun.

 

I had TONS of fun too haha. Tell Tina she should hang out with us more often.

 

And wasn't Whitney awesome? Dancing was fun! I should've recorded you.

 

haha! I agree... boobs are fun. I'll invite Tina over next time we hang out or go to a club.

 

And no... you shouldn't have recorded me. I wouldn't have let you anyways :P

xander

Posted

lol, cute.

 

Can't really say anything as for experience because I don't think there's a gay bar withing 300-400 miles from here :( , lol.

 

Ronnie

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