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So much for romance


So I went out tonight with a few friends and I was on the dance floor dancing when I noticed this guy leering at me. So I just kinda pretended not to notice and went on about my business. Well the next thing I know he comes up to me and grabs me and he's like, "You're really hot". So I just say "Thanks" and try to pull away, well then he says bold as can be, "Look, I'll pay you whatever". :blink:

 

EUGHHH!! I was so shocked I just kinda stood there. Fortunately one of my friends grabbed my arm and pulled me away and pretended to be my boyfriend.

 

I just can't believe someone would do that! Totally freaked me out.

 

In other news the most amazingly lucky mistake happened to me while I was there. We were outside and a couple of the others were smoking when this guy recognizes me and comes up to talk to me. Well, I actually mistook him for one of my friends' old exes whom I'd briefly met a couple of nights ago. SO, I introduced him to everyone as Adam. Fastforward about 5 minutes later and I realize that he is in fact the roommate of a different friend whom I'd only met a couple of times (but should have remembered :*) ). Now here's the kicker: his name is Adam too! So I completely thought I was talking to a different guy and by a massive lucky coincidence I was calling him and introducing him by the right name so he never even realized!!

 

So that's how my evening went, and now I'm going to take off this outfit - which evidently makes me look like a hustler - grab a shower, and head to bed. Take care all.

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Krista

Posted

Lol.. I would've whooped ass. :lol: Even though he said that he'd pay you WHATEVER you wanted.. which means he thought you were hott enough to spend a small fortune on? Not really know how big of a compliment you'd think appropriate but still... who the hell comes off with a pick up like like that? :funny:

 

Also, the Adam thing was a very advantageous mistake.. now you look interested and memorable. :)

Ieshwar

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That's not funny but I'm laughing my ass out! :D:D :D You must be hot like fire, man! :devil:

 

As for the Adam thing, well, you're a lucky chap! ;)

 

Take care,

Ieshwar

NaperVic

Posted

*slips a 5 into the band of Kevin's undies*

 

Wow, that was really lucky with the dual Adams. That never happens to me!

 

Vic

Objectivist

Posted

erhm thats hilarious, although i would have beaten that guy who wanted to pay you. :/ not cool.

 

Maybe theres a hustler that looks like you and he thought it was you? kinda like your adam incident... only you arent a whore? :-P

 

 

James

Meeko

Posted

Wow Kevin, I'm jealous... No one would ever tell me something like that! hahaha

I'm sorry I know it isn't funny but shesh, you must have really caught his eye. Good thing your friend pulled you away though!

 

*hugs*

 

-Mike

rich_e

Posted

hahaha, now THAT is romantic. :) Care to describe this hustler outfit you were wearing? *stern look*

 

i kid. sorta. :P

 

Well at least you have luck on your side, right? The same thing kind of happened to me, except both of their names weren't Adam, and he was too nice a guy to correct me. :wacko:

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