Why am I defending myself?
I hate people in general. No offense to all of you people out there.
But seriously, the human race is pissing me off right now. There was this kid (the lutheran who makes fun of me) who would not listen to the scientific evidence I was stating, and then decided to interrupt me about a thousand times. I was talking about Special relativity, then the big bang theory, then out of the blue he asks if I believe in evolution. I say yes, and he promptly calls me an atheist. Who, me? Okay, so I'm mildly atheistic, but no one else knows that. So I'm all, "I'm not an atheist."
And get this: he says the bile (oops, that's bible) clearly states that both evolution and the big bang theory are wrong. This time, I didn't even go to the bathroom to hide my laughter. He doesn't deserve that courtesy like my dumb friend does, becuase my dumb friend is really nice, and this guy's a jerk. So I just laugh my ass off right in front of him.
So eventually I just tell him to go to wikipedia.org, look up anything, and come argue with me once he can tell me something that I don't already know. I bet he comes back tomorrow talking about gluons. Good thing I already know about them.
Okay, so to tell about another of Hot Cross Country guy's hot body parts; his legs. They are long considering his height (5'8"). They are really muscled. He shaves them occasionally, so they are really smooth. And they are just as tan as the rest of his body. Just thinking about them gives me chills.
I'm currently listening to Faith Hill's "Paris". I love it.
-psychic psychopath
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