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OOH EEEE OOH and kisses all around.


GREEN

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Hello guys.

 

I'm in a good mooood today. I went out for lunch with my friends David and Rob and they bought me a lolly. We even went to a toy store where I was hit on by an old lady that thought I was cute. We had a good time but that's when the weird crap started once again.

 

On our way home we saw my friend Selene yelling at someone on the side of the road. We were too embarassed to even ask so we kept on driving. David drove so we dropped off our friend Rob , and then headed towards my house.

 

On the way to my house we saw Selene once again. This time she was yelling into her cellphone and driving which is really scary knowing how she drives. David cautiously pulls over until she's far away then we drive again. David needs to go to the store so he pulls into one on the way. This is when I see Selene for the third time. She's still on the phone arguing while trying to open a bottle of Pepsi.

 

Alright so as far as I knew Selene wasn't dating anyone. Not one that she's told us about at least. Well this really tall guy comes over and grabs her. I'm about to go do something when he kisses her. Now this wasn't just some random kiss, this was a romance novel kiss that would make even the romance novel writers blush. David returns at this point and I point over to them. His mouth drops and the sounds, Oh EEEE OOOH, come from his mouth.

 

This kiss was crazy the leaves were falling perfectly around them, time was slowing down, her hair gently flowed in the breeze and his big manly hands caressed the back of her head. Crap they were even dressed like they were a part of a romance novel. He had a suit and she was wearing a red slip dress with spike heels that could kill you if thrown the right way.

 

I pat David on the arm and motion for him to drive away. I really didn't want her to see us because I really didn't want the explanation. We pull out of the stores parking lot and head towards my house. When we pull up my ex (first ex not Julio) is waiting for me on the front steps with Chaz and his brother.

 

"What's up guys," I ask noticing that Chaz is avoiding my eyes.

 

"Nothing we were waiting here for ya," says my ex. "I heard what happened."

 

"Really and?" I ask him.

 

"Don't be like that. I just wanted to make sure you're alright," My ex says. Chaz scoffs at this and his brother hits his arm to shut him off.

 

"What's that f-er doing here?" miss romance novel, Selene yells from somewhere behind me.

 

"Hi Selene," everyone except my ex says.

 

"Good to know that your weight is still bigger than your mouth," my ex says. Silence is all that you can hear from everyone. Seriously we were expecting her to explode but she doesn't she just smiles and walks over to him.

 

"At least I know that I'm not going to die alone one day in some gutter holding a bottle of cheap rum that I stole from a bum, wishing that I was still young so I could trick some young kid into giving me a blow job," Selene said and stepped into my house.

 

The look my ex had almost made me want to go over to him and give him a hug. What I said almost. I walked into my house behind Selene and Chaz followed with his brother and David. My ex just left, yelling something about calling later. Everyone crowded around my living room and we put in a movie. Slene looked to pissed for me to ask about that guy. David and Chaz's brother passed out, Chaz kept looking at me and at some point motioned to the kitchen.

 

Selene un fazed grabbed the remote and changed the channel. Chaz was already in the kitchen looking perfect, leaning on the counter. "What's up," I asked.

 

He looks at me and tells me that my high school crush asked him out. I told him that it was great. But he doesn't seem as enthusiastic about it. "Are you sure you're alright with this," he asks. I have to admit I was a little jealous but not enought that I wouldn't be happy for him.

 

"Of course," I tell him. "Why wouldn't I be?"

 

"Because I'm not. You told me how you felt but I need you to know how I feel. I want you Green and I can't deny that," he says.

 

"Look Chaz, I can't it's too soon," I try to say but he's moving closer.

 

"And I can't wait," he says planting a huge kiss.

 

This is when Selene burst in and says, "I have a Boy.." her mouth hangs open. "We have boyfriends."

 

 

GREEN and crazy nights.

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Oooh La La.

 

Green, I could easily see your blog-life becoming a TV series.

 

:great:

 

Kitty :)

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Oooh La La.

 

Green, I could easily see your blog-life becoming a TV series.

 

:great:

 

Kitty :)

 

Green, I agree with Kitty...your blog and life could be on Logo or Here Tv......Gay reality tv show that is also mixes romance, comedy, drama, great friends and ooh la la plots/story lines and can feature your

GreenWorks Productions (yes, I know its a purposeful play on words of Stephen Spielberg's "DreamWorks" Productions) I think you could be a great script writer...the description of Selen and her very yummy (but sadly, alas str8 but very Romantic BF) is cinematic!

 

Your kitchen Kiss...well, I can even see the fireworks going off...and the moon shining brightly and the stars in the sky twinkly bright...

 

Ok, I know, It is a Green Production..but very sweet...and I think Libidino's post way back was dead on accurate..but please take your time to heal...and yeah, invite us to the Green-Chaz Wedding (ok, as you can see, my telling you to take your time isn't worth the post its written on..since I am with Selene on this way..I think you and Chaz are made for each other..that comes along so rarely..so I vote with Selene....I know I don't get a vote....and I know I am being bold in stating what I am saying..but after you heal...marry that Boy (Chaz I mean) and live happily ever after..Good Luck you very wonderful Green....Hugs to you and Chaz and smooch some more:)

 

The End of my post:)

 

 

 

Michael

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...Libidino...

 

HAHAHAHAHA! :2thumbs:

 

In fact the bonobo library is a "component system based on CORBA," (short for Common Object Request Broker Architecture) "used by the GNOME desktop". In their geekiness, the programmers decided to name their project after the great apes. Here's what a bonobo is:

 

http://www.bonobo.org/

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Libbonobo

 

a Freudian slip on my part..hee hee......well, in its own way, it fit to match the post.

 

Thanks for your sense of humor and your excellent sense of the situation (your post not too long ago spoke volumes, and so it seems to have been prophetic...of course we hope Green heals..but well, the romantic in me wishes for he and Chaz to be together (hence my romantic ramblings before and Freudian slip of the tongue/blog post:)

 

Michael

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Libbonobo

 

a Freudian slip on my part..hee hee......well, in its own way, it fit to match the post.

 

Thanks for your sense of humor and your excellent sense of the situation (your post not too long ago spoke volumes, and so it seems to have been prophetic...of course we hope Green heals..but well, the romantic in me wishes for he and Chaz to be together (hence my romantic ramblings before and Freudian slip of the tongue/blog post:)

 

Michael

 

Hey, you mean he didn't get really pissed off because someone misspelled his name. I thought you were supposed to get pissed off and seek revenge for such insults .... Hmm ... Libidino it kinda has a prehistoric ring to it :D

 

:king: Snow Dog

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Hey, you mean he didn't get really pissed off because someone misspelled his name. I thought you were supposed to get pissed off and seek revenge for such insults .... Hmm ... Libidino it kinda has a prehistoric ring to it :D

 

:king: Snow Dog

 

Snow Dog,

 

Considering very people ever spell my first name correctly....I always see every one reversing letters on me....I always get see nearly everyone spell it "Micheal" instead of "Michael"...so, I had to laugh at my own silly slip of the keyboard (add to that my libido was in full gear and so I really messed up all the way around)

 

and um, Green, sorry to have hijacked your blog to get way way off topic...

 

Michael

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